Luke LOVES trash tv.
Change my fuckign mind.
Love island?? He's there
Married at first sight? He's tuning in to EVERG commitment ceremony.
Big brother? He'll vote out the bitches any day of the week.
He loves it.
He thrives.
He was originally embarrassed about it so didn't tell any one but Milly found out he was watching love island finale on his phone on a rod trip when he fell asleep and his phone fell face up on his lap.
This is how it went:
Luke: fully and truly dead to the world asleep.
Milly: Luke's asleep.
Zander, a blushing mess cuz this was pre relationship: I'm aware? I'm right next to him????
Milly:
Milly: look at his phone.
Zander: the fuck? No?
Milly: or put a head phone in see what he's listening to.
Zander: Milly I'm not gonna invade his priv—
Luke's phone slips out his hand to reveal two girls in swimsuits talking to eachother and glaring at a girl the camera pans to with the love island villa logo plastered on the cushions.
Milly:
Zander:
Zander: well then—
Milly: LUKE WATCHES LOVE ISLAND?!
The whole ass car which consists of Haley, Milly , Zander, Luke and Sean (pre Jake soz gang) : WHAT?!
Luke, woken up from the yell: WHAT?!
Zander: WHAT?!
Haley: you watch trashy white girls in bikinis talking smack and shag men?
Luke: WHAT?! Glances down to see his phone very much on full brightness face up.
Luke: SHIT!
Luke frantically clicking off the show only to reveal that his entire downloads consist of 'love island' , 'love is blind' MAFSUK,and too hot to handle finalises he'd missed.
Zander: what. The fuck.
Milly : dead
Haley: I don't even stoop as low as love island luke,
Sean:
Sean: there are no words.
Zan: I don't even know you anymore...
Luke: tucks and rolls out the vehicle
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tmf dump ?!?!( I CANT DECIDE IF I WANNA CARYY IT ON )
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