The very iconic scene from the cartoon South Park.
Also I changed some words to more apply to these characters and not the South Park kids.
In class:
"I think I know the answer, Mr Washington!" Alexander Hamilton called out in class. "Memehmehmehmeh!" Thomas Jefferson mocked. "Shut up tall boy!" Alexander yelled. "Aye don't call me tall you fucking dwarf!" Thomas yelled back. "Thomas! Did you just say the f word?" Mr Washington gasped. "Dwarf?" Thomas asked. "No he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking giraffe!" Alexander smirked. "Alexander!" "Why the fuck not?" Thomas asked.
"Dude you just said fuck again!" James Madison spoke up. "James!" Mr Washington scolded. "Fuck." Aaron Burr mumbled, just wanting to be included. "Aaron!" Mr Washington was getting mad. "What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anyone. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!" Thomas grinned. "How would you like to go see King George?" Washington threatened. "How would you like to suck my balls?"Thomas joked. The whole class gasped. "What did you say?" Mr Washington asked, turning red. "Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I said was-" Jefferson paused, grabbed a megaphone from god knows where, and continued. "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr Washington." He repeated. "Holy shit..." James mumbled as the room went silent.
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Washingdad one shots!
RandomJust stuff with Washington being the dad he is to pretty much everyone. This will include LGBTQ relationships and topics, so if that bothers you simply don't read. I will delete any homophobic, racist, or sexist comments.
