When Severus woke up, James was already taking over breakfast. Severus thought that was sweet.
"Morning Potter." Severus mumbled.
"Mornin' sev." James replied, sounding quite peppy. "Sleep well?"
"Yeah. Why so happy?" Severus giggled softly. James was adorable when he smiled.
"Well, I was planning on going to see my ma and dad today."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. Uh, I was wondering if you could drive me? Maybe?"
"Sure."
"Thanks. You're a gem."
Severus chuckled. "What's for breakfast?"
"English breakfast."
"What's that? Sorry, I'm not familiar with food names."
James ripped open a small bag of bacon with his teeth. "Baked beans, tomato, bacon, eggs, and toast."
"Hm." Severus raised his eyebrows with a slight smile. "Where's my... um... fuck, I forgot what it's called uh. Chaussettes?"
James looked at him like he was crazy.
"That's the French word. Um. Fuck."
"Describe it."
"The damn things you put on your feet ."
"Shoes?"
"No they go under them."
"Socks?"
"Fucking SOCKS. Where are my socks?"
"You can remember chaussettes but not socks?"
"I don't know!"
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When they finished their breakfast, Severus set everything down in the sink. When he sat back down, James started to tell a story about his parents. Severus was shocked he hadn't noticed he was staring at his lips the whole time.
By the time James stopped his story, it was already time to drive James to the hospital to see his mum and dad, so they hurried to the rental car.
It was quite rainy outside. James wished he'd taken an umbrella.
James brought up horror films, and accidentally started a mini debate about which horror movie was better; Halloween or Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
"No, fuckin'— fuck no Texas Chainsaw Massacre is better by a long shot!" Severus snapped.
"But Michael fucking Myers man! Lory Strode! It's fucking—"
"No, you— Halloween— fucking! The kills are shit!"
"Why is it about the kills?!"
"If the kills aren't over the top and gory you're not gonna fucking remember them, dude!"
"Micheal Myers killed some bitch while she was naked— that's something you're gonna fucking remember!"
"Why the hell— you know what, sure. Agree to disagree."
"Yeah. We're both entitled to our opinions."
"Yup, you're entitled to your wrong opinion—"
"Fuck you!"
"And— and I'm entitled to my correct opinion." Severus wheezed.
"You- fucking- fuck you man. You-you-you-you big asshole." James cackled. "Why do you fucking hate my opinions man?"
"Cause they're wrong!"
"ANY OTHER REASON DUDE."
"Because fuck you that's why."
"That's not a real answer you fuckrag!"
Severus started absolutely cackling as he kept driving.
*this chapter got too long so the next one is gonna be short as shit.
Apologies in advance lol
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