Incorrect quotes

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Here are some Incorrect quotes for you guys while you wait for the next chapter.

Luz: Amity and I don't use pet names.
Y/N: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Luz: Honey?
Amity: Yes, dear?
Luz:
Y/N: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Luz, texting Amity: Amity! Help I'm being kidnapped
Y/N: Where are you?
Luz: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Amity: I'll call Y/N.
Y/N, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Amity: Where's Luz? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Y/N: Luz? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Y/N:
Y/N: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Y/N: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Luz: WHO ARE YOU?!

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Luz: How's the sexiest person here~?
Amity: I don't know, how are they~?
Luz, flustered: I-
Y/N, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Amity: Hi, sorry I'm late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Y/N: I'm "a couple of things".
Luz: I'm "got distracted".

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Y/N: Luz, why are you standing in front of the fan?
Luz: I'm waiting for Amity to look into our window when they come home. When the fan is blowing on me, I look like a fancy supermodel.
Y/N: You want Amity to think you're a supermodel?
Luz: Giving them eye candy is the least I can do. It'll probably be the best part of their walk!
Y/N, sarcastically: You're selfless.
Luz: Thank you for noticing.

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Amity: God, I love Y/N.
Luz: Yeah, you fucking better.

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Y/N: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Luz, used to Y/N being dumb: Sure...
Y/N: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Luz: Okay?
Y/N: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Luz:
Y/N: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Luz: Jesus, that one is a little-
Amity, interested: No, no, Y/N, keep going.

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