This time we have some spicyness, lol
Y/N: Is that a hickey?
Luz: No, it's a mosquito bite.
Amity: * Walks in * Hey guys.
Y/N: Hey, mosquito.
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Y/N: How do you tell someone that you wanna have s*x with them in a polite way?
Luz: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in s*xual activities with you?
Amity: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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Store Worker: Would a Ms. Y/N please come to the front desk?
Y/N, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Luz and Amity
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Luz and Amity, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Y/N: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Y/N: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Luz: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Amity: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Luz: Good thinking.
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Y/N: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Luz: Y/N no.
Amity: Mistlefoe.
Luz: Please stop encouraging her.
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Y/N: Luz and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Amity: *Sighing* What did Luz do?
Y/N: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Luz: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Y/N: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Luz: The cow???
Y/N: What?
Amity: Luz, W H Y?
Here, hope you guys are satisfyed till my next chapter. I PROMISE its coming soon, it's just taking some time but I will get it done!
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Fanfiction(Request status: OPEN) You are Luz's best friend, meaning when she went through the portal, you did to, Chasing after her that is. But anyway this is a Oneshot book, So go ahead and give me requests! !! MUSIC AND ART IS NOT MINE ALL CREDIT TO THE OW...
