(Y/N) (L/N) here, and well, we got Kanna's friend from America spending a Summer with us, Luffy reuniting with his old friend, Uta, me traveling back in time, and fighting Demons with some Demon Corp guys, fighting some evil goat guy, and I'm gettin...
You were doing some research on demons to see how to get all these new ladies under control, and then you had a better idea.
(Y/N): I'll just call them.
You got our your phone and dialed IMP.
IMP Headquarters...
Loona: Yeah? IMP.
(Y/N): Hi Loony!
Loona: (blushing) Oh ... hey (Y/N).
(Y/N): So, I just courted some demon girls, and I was wondering if you could probably put your Dad on the phone and-
Loona: Okay, first off, I don't even call Blitz, Dad. And I don't think he's in the mood of talking to you.
(Y/N): Heh, I bet he isn't because-
Blitzo: Hey, Loona, who are you talking to?
Loona: None of your fucking business Blitz.
(Y/N): Can we get this one speaker? HIYA BLITZO!
Blitzo: OH GOD DAMN IT! NOT YOU AGAIN! Can you just piss off and leave Loona alone?
(Y/N): Hey, says the guy who keeps annoying his two married employees. I mean, you butt into their lives all the time.
Blitzo: Why the fuck are you even calling?
(Y/N): Because I managed to court these ladies, including Ms. Lucifer herself. So, how would you go with it?
Blitzo: You come to me off all people?
(Y/N): Loona told me that you dated a Pop Star.
Blitzo: GRRR!!
His anger levels were starting to raise.
(Y/N): And there's also this Owl Guy you're sexing up, and-
Blitzo: (giving a seriously face).
(Y/N): Well?
Blitzo: I don't have time for this. I'll just say fuck off and that demons usually take a goat form. Okay? Is that one thing you have to know? Also, be bad. It's a thing.
(Y/N): Thanks Blitzo.
Blitzo: Fuck off. And don't even try to c-
Loona just threw an anvil at his face.
Loona: Sorry about him. Hope to see you soon.
(Y/N): Oh, I'd look forward to it, Puppers.
Loona just blushed and wagged her tail.
And so...
You noticed Luci climb onto you, and wrap her tail around you.
(Y/N): Hiya Luci.
Lucifer: Hey there Sweet Thing.
You both started making out with lots of tongue action, and-
(Y/N): I've been wondering. Why are demons portrayed with goat heads and goat stuff?
Lucifer: Well you see there's a demon named Baphomet who has a Goat fetish,a nd she spread the knowledge to humankind. To be honest, I have shapeshifting powers, and I can do a goat! Watch!
She began to transform into a humanoid goat!
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