Cannonball!!

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You were going to take a diver in your pool because you wanted to cool down, but then- 

Penny: Salutations, (Y/N). 

(Y/N): WHOA! Penny, what the? 

Penny: Have you seen Ruby? I was supposed to meet her here about 36 seconds ago. 

(Y/N): Well ... not recently. Now then- ONE, TWO, AND CANNONBALL!! 

You dive in. 

Penny: Hmmm ... why are you punishing that board? 

(Y/N): Oh, this is just a game known as Cannonball. 

Penny: That sounds like fun! How do you play that? 

(Y/N): Well, first thing that you do is you jump off of the diving board and scream "CANNONBALL!!", and you win if you make the biggest splash. 

Penny: Uh ... water isn't really my thing. 

(Y/N): Oh, come on, just give it a chance. It'll be fun. 

And then that three-lettered word rang in her ears. 

Penny: Fun? 

She moved right to the diving board. 

(Y/N): Oh no. 

Penny: Increasing Body Mass. Plotting Attack Vector. 

(Y/N): PENNY! WAI- 

She launched herself right into the sky. 

(Y/N): C-Crap. Now what do I- 

Ruby: HI (Y/N)! 

(Y/N): AGH! Ruby, what can I do for you? 

Ruby: Oh I was wondering if Penny passed by here. She's a real stickler for time. 

(Y/N): Well ... Penny? Who's Penny? I don't know a Penny. I- Please don't be mad. 

Ruby: What did you do? 

(Y/N): I- I might have told her about playing cannonball. 

Ruby: YOU WHAT?! 

But before any of you could respond, well Penny landed right on Ruby's head. 

Ruby: AGH! 

Penny: Well, darn. My targeting computer seems to be misaligned. 

(Y/N): Uh ... Penny. 

Penny: Wh- Oh, right! CANNONBALL!!

Ruby: I'm ... in ... pain. 

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