Shounen Hero Book 10!!

Back at Home!!

When you guys returned home, well- 

Hinata: MY BABY!!! 

Hinata had glomped Boruto into her bosom. 

Boruto: MOM! I CAN'T BREATHE!! 

Hinata: (crying) I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!! YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! 

And then- 

Himawari: BIG BROTHER!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!! I WAS SO SCARED!! 

Boruto just smiled at having Himawari hug him. 

Boruto: I'm okay Himawari. Don't worry about me. 

(Y/N): Awww! That's too sweet. Boruto did it all by himself. 

Boruto: Heh, I'm going to be just as strong as Dad someday! 

Hinata: I'm sure you would be. Now- (Y/N) ... do you think we could have a little- 

You then went up to her. 

(Y/N): I'll get the ramen started, cutie. 

You kissed her on the lips hard, and Hinata blushed hard and collapsed. 

Himawari: Mommy! Are you okay? 

Hinata: (Y/N) ... you ... kiss so well. 

Boruto: Yeah, Mom's fine. 

Meanwhile... 

Sasuke was trying to leave without anyone noticing, but- 

(Y/N): Hey. 

Sasuke: Damn it. What do you want? 

(Y/N): Th-Tha- 

You almost threw up. 

Sasuke: What? 

(Y/N): I'm trying to say- 

You heehawed like a donkey. 

Sasuke: JUST SAY IT! 

(Y/N): THANK YOU!! Oh god, that was horrible. 

Sasuke: Yeah, well, don't get too used to it. 

(Y/N): And you're just going to sneak out like that? 

Sasuke: I need to keep searching in case any other threats of the Otsutsuki come by. 

(Y/N): What about Madara? 

Sasuke: It's my burden to bear. 

(Y/N): Just so you know, even though I still dislike you, you ... you have ... a place ... here. 

Sasuke: Whatever. Tell Naruto that I'll be wanting another rematch next time. 

(Y/N): Right. Good luck! Oh, and- 

Sasuke: What? 

(Y/N): Bring your team next time. I feel like Karin would be better off here. 

Sasuke: Why do you keep saying that? 

(Y/N): Ugh. You know why. 

Later... 

Sarada: So, Uncle Sasuke came by? 

Boruto: Yeah. Aunt Sakura really gave him a beating. 

Sarada: Oh, brother. Nice to see that Mom is still scary when she's pissed off. 

Sakura was nearby and- 

Sakura: That's just like that jerk. To come and just leave like that. Ugh. Sometimes, I feel like I was a stupid kid. 

Naruto: Uh ... yeah, you were. I mean you were like (imitating Sakura) Oh Sasuke, you're so cool! Sasuke, that was such a smart thing to say! Sasuke, you're so dreamy! I could just marry y- 

Sakura: Okay, you say one more thing about me, and I pound you into next week. 

Naruto: Well, that was pretty idiotic. 

Sakura: WHAT?! ARE YOU SAYING I'M STUPID OR SOMETHING, NARUTO?! 

Naruto: If the shoe fits. 

Sakura: (gritting her teeth) Say ... that ... again. 

Naruto: You heard me, Sakura. If the boot ... fits. 

She then cracked her knuckles and- 

Sakura: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! 

She began to beat the shit out of Naruto. 

Naruto: AGH! OH! EE!!! 

Sakura: YOU TAKE IT BACK!! TAKE IT BACK NOW, YOU MORON!!! 

Naruto: SOMEONE HELP!! 

Boruto and Sarada sighed. 

Boruto and Sarada: You're on your own, Uncle Naruto. 

Naruto: WHY ME?!