Shounen Hero Book 10!!

To Catch a Serial Killer!!

You were sitting down, facing Light, about to try and get him to snap. 

(Y/N): So, this is Kira. I never suspected it to be someone like Light Yagami. Well, I came here to do a job, and that's just what I'm going to do. 

Light: He's onto me. Someone who has been able to see a Shinigami is definitely not an amateur. And he's (Y/N) (L/N). To what do I owe this visit? 

(Y/N): L has employed me to catch Kira, and that's why I'm doing a search for anyone I can. 

Light: Really? Then why did you come to my house? 

(Y/N): Because I suspect that you might be him. I wasn't sure at first, but then I saw ... that thing. 

Ryuk moved right by Light. 

Ryuk: You know he has a point. You can't seem to escape from this Light. What's your next move? Maybe I should write your name in the Death Note and- 

Light: DAMN IT RYUK! YOU ARE NOT HELPING RI- 

Misa: Hey, Light, who are you talking to? 

Light: AND JUST LIKE THAT, THAT FREAKING STUPID BROAD COMES IN! 

(Y/N): Oh hey! Misa Amane! Man, I knew you were a cutie, but in person, you're much cuter! 

Misa saw you and she blushed and- 

Misa: OMG! (Y/N) (L/N)! Light, it's a real actual celebrity in here! Thank you for the compliment, Stud Muffin. 

(Y/N): Well, I'm not the only good-looking one here, Sweetie. 

Light: Wait, that's it! Misa can see his lifespan. I never thought she would get me out of a situation like this. Misa, why don't you come and join us then? 

Misa: (blushing) EEEEE! Really? Oh, Light, that's so sweet of you! 

She hugged him and- 

Light: ARGH! This is literally the first time I've been provoked to hit a woman! 

(Y/N): This seems familiar. 

In your head... 

Past Harley: I sure did a good joke there, huh, Mr. J? 

Past Joker slapped Harley and grabbed her by her pigtails. 

Past Joker: I'M THE ONE WHO TELLS THE JOKES AROUND HERE, HARLEY! GOT IT?! 

Past Harley: Y-Yes, Pudding. 

Back in the present... 

(Y/N): Now, L has told me that magic is being used to kill the victims. 

Light: How exactly would Kira know magic? He's only human. 

(Y/N): It took me a while to think about it. But when I saw that Shinigami. I now know what you've been using. 

Light: Just what are you (Y/N) (L/N)? 

Misa: Hey, is anyone hungry? 

(Y/N): Actually, I am a bit hungry. 

Ryuk: Oh, things are getting intense. Well, no matter who wins, I'm going to have an amazing show! Humans are so interesting! 

(Y/N): It would be my treat to order dinner. 

Misa: What a gentleman. 

Light: Right. I'm up for that. CRAP! Okay, I just need to play it cool. As long as Misa sees his name and lifespan and gives me the information. 

(Y/N): How about a Wendy's 4 for $4.00? 

Light: Okay then. Wendy's 4 for $4.00? Do you take me for some idiot, (Y/N)? I know that a sandwich, nuggets, fries, and a choice of soft drink would be too little for us. But you were anticipating that! I think that the $5.00 Biggie Bag would be more appropriate. That way we can split it between us. 

(Y/N): Very perceptive of you, Light. Okay then. Hmm ... choosing something more expensive. You're just trying to buy time, I know that much Light. 

Light: Adding those few extra cents to the choice was the best idea for the moment. Now I just have to- 

Misa: Don't you think we should get Taco Bell instead? 

(Y/N) and Light: Taco Bell? 

Light: MISA!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! IS THIS JUST SOME WAY TO GET US ALONE?! UGH! 

(Y/N): Why would Misa suggest Taco Bell? Is this some part of your game? 

Light: Wait, maybe I'm overthinking this. Taco Bell was founded in 1962, that's the same year that Marilyn Monroe died. 

(Y/N): Hmmm ... now let's see about this. Marilyn Monroe's Third Film was called "The Ides of March."

Light: Mors was the Roman God of Death and Casuality, and causality in Spanish is- BAJA! OF COURSE! THE BAJA BLAST!!! THIS IS- YES!!! PERFECT!! GO ON MISA!! TELL HIM YOU WANT A BAJA BLAST AND SECURE MY POSITION AS GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!!! 

(Y/N): Yeah, go ahead, just use Misa to try something. I've got a camera with me to make sure you try something. GO ON! Make your move! Show me what you- 

Misa: Wait a second. You can't even get a Big Mac at Taco Bell. 

Light: WHY YOU STUPID-

You jumped up and socked him in the face! 

Ryuk: OH, NOW THIS IS GETTING GOOD!! 

(Y/N): DON'T YOU DARE HIT SUCH A CUTIE!! 

Misa just turned beet red at your words. 

Ryuk: By the way, you're going to need this. 

Ryuk dropped the Death Note by your feet, and you grabbed it. 

(Y/N): AHA! What do we have here? 

You used the camera to record it, and went through all the names. 

(Y/N): These are the people who were unexpectedly killed, including- WAIT, AN FBI AGENT?! HOLY SHIT!!! Alright, buster, you're going to jail for quite some time now. 

Light: THIS ISN'T OVER YOU HEAR ME (L/N)?! I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE! YOU WILL NOT GET IN THE WAY OF JUSTICE!! NO ONE WILL!! I AM THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!! 

(Y/N): Yeah, tell it to the judge, you murder-happy psychopath. 

Misa: HEY! DON'T HURT LIGHT YOU- 

Misa tries to attack you, but- 

You grabbed her hands and then kissed her. 

(Y/N): You deserve better Misa. 

Misa: I- 

She blushed, giggled, and then fell on the floor. 

Misa: I- I- I- 

(Y/N): Hey, L, I got it! 

You finished the recording. 

(Y/N): Justice is served. 

Ryuk smirked. 

Ryuk: I think I've found someone new to observe. Hahahahaha. (Y/N) (L/N), you're by far the most interesting creature I've ever seen. Let's see how much farther you can keep this game going. 

You just took Light away, who was now gagged, handcuffed, and being carried on your shoulders.