Joke's End!/Princess Jack!!

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At Beanbean Castle...

Queen Bean: HAHAHAHA! At last the Bean Star is back to normal!

Prince Peasley: Well done! Here!

He hands over all of the coins he promised!

(Y/N): Thanks.

Prince Peasley: A deal is a deal!

Lady Lima: Now then, Bowletta and Fawful delivered with this message!

Out came a holographic display of Bowletta and Fawful.

Bowletta: Very good! You fools make fine scavengers! The drop point is at the far end of the ocean, at that crypt for cruddy jokes called Joke's End!

(Y/N): Right! Let's see-

One instant Transmission later...

You and Jack used Instant Transmission to get everyone over there.

Ruby: Wow! This place is-

AJ: Yeah, kind of intimidating.

???: Who's there?

A kid with a soft voice came out.

???: This palace is our playground, understand? Do you all want to play here, too? In that case, the least you could do is say hello to those of us who were here first.

Jack: Right .... Little girl, who are you?

Jojora: Eh? Me? I'm Jojora. I'm a buddy of the cousin of the descendant of the spirit who once guarded this place.

Fluttershy: Uh ... have you seen an evil witch named Bowletta? Or a Princess named Peach?

Jojora: Man, I have NO idea what you're talking about! Look, if you want to go inside, then go right ahead. Be my guest. Go nuts. I don't know what kind of adventure you've been on to get here, but man... Getting through here won't be nearly as easy as what you're used to! No way!

She takes off.

Blake: She can't be serious.

BUT...

(Y/N): ICE STALACTITES!!

AND...

Ruby: SPIKES?!

AND....

Weiss: ICE BOULDERS?!

At the end...

You guys made it to find Jojora.

Jojora: Oh you made it all the way h-

Everyone: SHUT IT YOU BRAT!!!

Jojora: EEK!!

She ran off.

Jojora: FINE! I'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO PLAY WITH!!!

And so...

You guys ran into Fawful.

Fawful: Come on! Give the Beanstar! I have Fury!

Jack: Okay! Sheesh, you're annoying for a-

Fawful zapped him!

Jack: AAAARGH!

Everyone: Jack!

Fawful: Oh! Oh, I am laughing at you! I can see through your pathetic designs, you ugly thing! That was a FAKE Beanstar!

He then takes the real one!

Jack: NO!! DAMN IT!

Sunset: YOU FUCKING LITTLE NERD!!! Hey, Jack, are you-

Jack: NO!! He took the Beanstar.

(Y/N): Hmm ... I might have an idea. Jack?

Jack: Yeah?

(Y/N): It's up to you. CLOTHES BEAM!!!

Soon...

You appeared before Bowletta.

Bowletta: What's that? Do you need something? Or are you finally admitting defeat?

(Y/N): Oh nothing. You're a bigger idiot than you think. Right Peachy?

Jack came in disguised as Peach.

Jack: (attempting a Peach Voice) The Princess you took is actually Jackson in disguise. Oh you fell for it.

Bowletta: WHAT?! SCREW IT!! I'LL TAKE YOU!

Jack is grabbed and Peach is thrown.

Jack: LEAVE IT TO ME!!

Jack is taken along with the bad guys, and-

Peach hugged you.

Peach: (Y/N)!! Thank you!

(Y/N): Heh, anytime Peachy.

You kissed her, and she kissed you back harder.

Peach: I love you so much.

(Y/N): Me too. Now it's up to my Best Bud!

On the repaired Koopa Cruiser...

Jack was cornered by Fawful and Bowletta.

Bowletta: Those fools are sneaky. Same as you Princess!

Jack: Yes, I-

Fawful: Hmm ... why do you sound like you have a throat disease?

Jack: I-

Bowletta: Hmm ... ACK!! A HUMONGOUS COCKROACH!!

Jack: AAAAAAGH!!

He revealed his hair.

Jack: Oh dear. Uh, excuse me.

Bowletta: Fawful. Did you see that?

Fawful: Yes.

Bowletta: Fawful?

Fawful: Yes?

Bowletta: Fire at will.

Fawful fired at the dress and Jack came out of his disguise.

Bowletta: ACK! HOW DID YOU TRICK US?!

Jack: Right. WOLF FANG FIST!!

Jack attacked and took the Beanstar!

Jack: See ya!

He jumped out of the window!

Fawful: Bowletta, should we-

Bowletta: No, we go to the Mushroom Kingdom first!

Fawful: WHAT?!

Bowletta had a sinister plan in mind!

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