Jack landed in the desert, and there he noticed-
???: YOU'RE ONE OF THE KNUCKLEHEADS!
Jack: Popple?!
Popple: That's right! And I got myself a new Rookie!
???: Darling, who is this? Why can't we just be alone together?
Popple: Agh! Who are you calling Darling?
It was Birdo.
Jack: Birdo?
Popple: Yeah! And with her destructive power, I'll win!
Birdo: That's right! The power of our love!
Popple: AARGH!! SHUT UP SEE! I DON'T CARE WHAT POWER IT IS! ANY WILL DO! I WILL DESTROY YOU, SEE!!
Jack: Yeah, no.
Jack easily beats them both up!
Popple: WHY- AARGH! USELESS! How can you be this useless?! YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Birdo: What? (Tearing up) You're saying this is my fault?
She then whips him with her tail sending him flying!
Jack: Take care!
Later...
He heads off to Beanbean Castle, and-
(Y/N): You got it?
Jack: You bet!
You both high five!
(Y/N): You my Bro, are the best!
Girls: Alright!
Lady Lima: I hate to interrupt, but Bowser's Castle is right above us!
Everyone: WHAT?
Looking up was Bowser's Castle.
Sci-Twi: That Bowletta doesn't give up!!!
(Y/N): We better head to Hoohoo Mountain and make sure that evil bitch doesn't try anything sneaky! Now-
Soon...
Blablanadon: Let's do it!!
He takes you all up to Bowser's Castle.
Bowletta: They're coming.
Fawful: Bowletta, what now?
Bowletta: Oh, I have things prepared.
As you guys enter...
A screen appears where 7 Koopa-like figures are shown.
???: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh boy! It's time for payback!
???2: MORTON SO HAPPY!! MORTON GET TO CRUSH!!
???3: Oh I got some bombs ready!
???4: You know what they say, revenge is a dish best served cold.
???5: The perfect dish! AND I GET TO PUMMEL IT!!
???6: Alright ugly wenches! I'll show you all why I'm the cutest and prettiest!
???7: Let's do it!
(Y/N): It's them.
It was Iggy, Morton, Lemmy, Ludwig, Roy, Wendy, and Larry, the Koopalings!
Everyone: SERIOUSLY?!
(Y/N): Now let's spank them good!
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Shounen Hero Book 10!!
Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) here, and well, we got Kanna's friend from America spending a Summer with us, Luffy reuniting with his old friend, Uta, me traveling back in time, and fighting Demons with some Demon Corp guys, fighting some evil goat guy, and I'm gettin...