Another Freaking Mushroom Kingdom Adventure ... Or so We Think!!

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Mushroom Kingdom ...

The Princess was expecting a visit from the Goodwill Ambassador of the Beanbean Kingdom.

A way to improve relations between the two kingdoms was underway.

Peach sat on her throne, and alongside her was her trusted steward, Toadsworth.

The Ambassador enters.

Ambassador: Princess Peach.

Peach: Ah, hello there. I'm glad you decided to come.

Ambassador: Well, thank you, Your Highness. I wish to improve my kingdom's ties with the Mushroom Kingdom. I bring a gift from Queen Bean.

She holds out a box, and Peach takes a look, but then a bunch of gas hits her, and-

???: Eeeyah ha ha ha!!!

The Amabassador removes her disguise.

Cackletta (An evil witch from the Beanbean Kingdom! She seeks out Princess Peach's voice for her own nefarious purposes!)

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Cackletta (An evil witch from the Beanbean Kingdom! She seeks out Princess Peach's voice for her own nefarious purposes!)

Cackletta: FAWFUL!!

Fawful: You rang, Cackletta?

Yeah, remember this little squirt? Turns out, he's working for her!!

Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!!!

He used his vacuum helmet to steal the cloud in front of him, which contained Peach's voice!

And then sucked it up!

Cackletta: EEEYAH HA HA HA HA HA! Finally, with Peach's voice in my possession, I have what I need to rule!! EEEYAH HA HA HA HA!! Well done, Fawful!

Fawful: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh it was nothing, Great Cackletta! Now should we be off?

Cackletta: OF COURSE!

She summoned a flying chair and the two took off, laughing like the maniacs they were.

Soon...

One of the toads ran off into a pipe.

And arrived at New Tokyo.

Toad: MR. (Y/N)!! HELP!!!

Jack, the Humane 7, Sci-Twi, and Team RWBY were the ones nearby.

Jack: Oh boy. I know what this is.

Sci-Twi: What's up now?

Toad: Where's Mr. (Y/N)?

Ruby: He's taking a shower. And well ... singing.

Toad: Why?

Ruby: Well, he says it's a good way to pass the-

Toad: NOW WHY IS HE TAKING A SHOWER OF ALL TIMES?! PRINCESS PEACH HAS BEEN-

Pinkie: AHA! Bowser! Man, that guy is like a rubber ball.

Rainbow: Yeah, he comes back when you don'-

Toad: NO! It wasn't Bowser! It was the ambassador from the Beanbean Kingdom and-

(Y/N): Okay, what's going on?

You appeared with a towel around your waist and then it fell off.

Jack: WAGH! WORST TIME DUDE!!!

Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I'M BLIND!!!

The girls just blushed.

(Y/N): What? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

One quick outfit change...

(Y/N): Okay, let's go!

Jack and Toad: I need brain bleach.

(Y/N): Oh calm down you two.

At the Mushroom Kingdom...

You guys go to find-

???: WHAT THE?!

Bowser was there.

Everyone: OH COME ON!!!

Bowser: HAHAHAHA! Did you think I wouldn't give up?

Yang: Well, given your track record, we thought you'd show up again and-

Bowser: I'M TAKING PEACH AND NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING A-

You punched Bowser in the face right there.

Bowser: OW! What was th-

You started to throw him around, and beat the shit out of him!

(Y/N): HOW ABOUT YOU GET LOST, YOU IDIOT?!

Bowser: WAIT! I- I know it looks like I'm guilty! But we got more important things to deal with!

Peach begins to talk and then her words literally cause an explosion!

Everyone: WHAT THE?!

Toad: I'm telling you! When Princess Peach's voice was taken, it was replaced with exploding vocabulary!

(Y/N): Okay, now that's plain cruel. Not even Bowser would do something like that.

Bowser: Ha! Exactly!

(Y/N): He couldn't come how with something clever even if he tried.

Bowser: HEY!!

Rainbow: Yeah, I bet knocking your teeth in when you stole the Star Rod also knocked your brain cells loose.

The evil idiot-

Bowser: SHUT UP!!! I can't kidnap Peach like this! She'd destroy my castle!! We got to find that fiend get Peach's voice back, and then I capture her.

(Y/N): Deal. But don't expect a non beating from me.

Bowser: Very well. TO THE KOOPA CRUISER!!

Later...

(Y/N): That looks-

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(Y/N): That looks-

Sunset: Honestly, lame.

Jack: Yeah, can't you get better taste?

Bowser: I suggest any of you could do better?

Everyone: Uh ...

Bowser: Exactly! MINIONS!!! FRONT AND CENTER!!

A lot of pilot Koopas came forward.

Koopas: FRONT AND CENTER LORD BOWSER, SIR!!!

Bowser: WE MOVE FOR THE BEANBEAN KINGDOM!! GWA HA HA HA HA HA!!

(Y/N): This is going to be a long one.

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