(Y/N) (L/N) here, and well, we got Kanna's friend from America spending a Summer with us, Luffy reuniting with his old friend, Uta, me traveling back in time, and fighting Demons with some Demon Corp guys, fighting some evil goat guy, and I'm gettin...
(Y/N): Well, things just got interesting. All of the things I've achieved, I just- Wow. I'm now the Demon Slayer Corps Leader, and the Hashira could be new teachers at Star Aca-
But then your phone rings.
(Y/N): Yes? Hello? Wait, you're who?! FORMER PRESIDENT GRAHAM!! Oh, hello Sir! Yes, thank you, I'm doing the best I can. I promise another good leadership if I win the election campaign. What's that? Your daughter has been captured by ... CULTISTS?! Well, alright then! I'm on it!
You hang up the phone.
Soon...
You arrive around near the outskirts of a nearby village.
(Y/N): Hmmm ... let's see.
A house is nearby, and you go to investigate.
The man inside is tending to the fireplace.
(Y/N): Excuse me, Mister, do you think that you can guide me to the village? I'm looking for this girl, and-
Man: (speaking Spanish).
(Y/N): Shoot, my Spanish is rusty. Uh .... (speaking Spanish).
Man: (speaking Spanish).
(Y/N): Okay, I guess I came at a bad time, I'll just-
The minute that you turn your back, the man swings an axe at you, and you dodged.
(Y/N): WHAT?!
He swings again, only for you to punch him, but soon a weird looking parasite tentacle comes out of his body!
(Y/N): WHAT THE?!
You then light him on fire, and he dies.
(Y/N): What was that?
Soon...
You had to make a long run around to the village, only to see the Villagers have-
(Y/N): Of course, there's an angry mob, with pitchforks and torches, and-
A guy with a bag over his head and a chainsaw.
(Y/N): OH FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!!
Several upon several burnt bodies, twisted up body parts, and other things later...
A nearby church bell rings.
(Y/N): FUCKING HELL!!
You rested inside a nearby house, and soon heard a noise from a cabinet.
(Y/N): What?
Upon opening it up, a man falls out.
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???: Hey! A little rough don't y- Wait, you're not like the others.
(Y/N): No. Does it look like I have weird parasitic tentacles coming out of my body?
???: Okay, good. You're normal. Do you have a smoke?
(Y/N): No. I don't. I only have g-
You noticed a big man appear behind you.
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(Y/N): Okay, I take it you're the Head Honcho! Alright then-
You prepare to attack, only for him to catch your attack, and knock you out.
While knocked out, you could have sworn that something was injected into your body....
Voice: Feeble humans. Let us give you our power. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Soon, you will become unable to resist this...intoxicating power.
You wake up chained with the man from before.
(Y/N): HEY! WAKE UP!!!
???: Ay yi yi. Crawl out of one hole, and into another.
(Y/N): Okay seriously, what the fuck is happening here?
???: Now what's a fellow like you doing around here?
(Y/N): I'm looking for a girl, have you seen her?
???: You supposed to be a cop or something?
(Y/N): Oh yeah, I was just on my way to- NO I'M NOT A GOD DAMN COP! I'M JUST LOOKING FOR HER!!
???: Easy amigo. Let me guess, is she the former president's daughter or something?
(Y/N): Right. That's too good of a guess.
???: I'm jut kidding. One of the villagers said they have her inside of the nearby church.
(Y/N): Right, I'm (Y/N), and you are?
Luis: Me llamo Luis Sera. I used to be a cop in Madrid. Now I'm just a good-for-nothing guy, who happens to be quite the ladies' man.
(Y/N): Why did you quit?
Luis: Policia...you put your life on the line, no one really appreciates you enough for it. Being a hero isn't what it's cracked up to be anymore.
(Y/N): Yeah, well, this isn't the only time I've dealt with freaky things like this. Ever heard of the Raccoon City incident?
Luis: That is the incident with the viral outbreak right? I think I might have seen a sample of the virus in the lab at my department.
As Luis finished his sentence, one of the villagers appeared carrying an axe.
Luis: MERDA!!! Do something!
(Y/N): Okay, martial arts don't fail me now.
You rolled out of the way as the villager chopped the chain, and then you roadhouse kicked the head off.
The moment you finished, Luis was gone.
(Y/N): Oh yeah! Feel free to step in at any time. Now, where the hell am I going to find this church?
