Shounen Hero Book 10!!

Monster Wedding!!

Everyone returned home, and well- 

(Y/N): What the hell? 

You noticed someone land before you, it was- 

???: HI MASTER! I'm ready for us to be wed in holy macaroni! 

(Y/N): For the love of- Papi, the word is matrimony. 

Papi: Wait, I thought it was macaroni. 

(Y/N): I guess the wedding should be good to start soon. Now, I'll just have Pinkie start the after-wedding party, and Rarity will fix up my tux, and- 

You noticed Suu in a bucket, popping up in her bride dress. 

(Y/N): Suu? 

Suu: SUU!! 

(Y/N): Oh geez. Suu, this is crazy. What's next? Mero suddenly learns how to sprout legs and walk on land? If that happens, I'll be impressed. And she wouldn't have lost her tongue in the process. 

What you got instead was- 

A bunch of webs come in and drag you up, where- 

Rachnera: Hi there, Honey. How do I look? 

(Y/N): Sexy, Rachnera. Very very s- 

Cerea appeared and cut you down. 

Cerea: RACHNERA! HAVE YOU NO SHAME! How could you just drag Master up like that? He has more class. 

(Y/N): Oh thanks Cerea, and- Uh ... your tail is showing in that dress of yours. 

Cerea: Whatever do y- OH MY GOD! AGH! DON'T LOOK! I'M UNPROPERLY DRESSED! MASTER, I HAVE DISHONORED MYSELF BEFORE Y- 

She ram into something else. 

Cerea: OH NO! I'M SORRY!! 

(Y/N): Woah, it's alright. Calm down. 

Miia was literally watching all of this and laughing. 

Miia: And this is why I got the better wedding. 

Mero: Oh, Miia, it's lovely to see you so happy to see Master enjoying himself. 

Miia: And what exactly are you doing? 

Mero: Just imagining the most tragically romantic way that Master and I will spend our final moments together. 

???: Is that so? Then when (Y/N) dies, the both of us will be together in the eternal flames of hell. 

Lala appeared out of nowhere in a black-style wedding dress. 

Miia: LALA! How did you- 

Lala: Sigh. It's the way I move throughout the universe. 

Mero: How impressive. 

Lala: Yes, well, I'm ready. 

(Y/N): Hey! You three alright over there? Miia is not doing anything nasty right? 

Miia: Darling! Why would you assume that- 

You gave her "the look." 

Miia: I swear! I didn't do anything bad! I didn't even force-feed them my cooking. 

(Y/N): Good. Your cooking is so horrible that it could destroy someone's taste buds. I even made sure to tell Erina and Alice to never hire someone like you. 

Miia: I GET IT!! Oh by the way, Ms. Smith is on the phone. 

(Y/N): Of course she is. 

You answered. 

(Y/N): Smith. 

Smith: Well, you lucky dog. How does it feel to be getting married to such wonderful women? 

(Y/N): It's like the same feeling that you get considering you're stuck with a shapeshifting tease, a cute one-eyed... cutie, a zombie whose limbs keep falling apart, and well ... Tio. 

Doppel, Manako, Zombina, and Tio: Hi (Y/N)!/Darling!/Mr. Boyfriend!! 

(Y/N): Hey, ladies. 

Smith: Classy. Well, why don't you let me be the "priest" then. 

(Y/N): Why? 

Smith: Because I'm the one who brought Miia to the house the first time round. 

(Y/N): Right. You got me stuck with all these monster ladies. Thank you. 

Smith: I do my job well. 

Soon... 

You stand by the altar with all of the remaining monster girls in their wedding dresses. 

Smith: Well, friends, family, loved ones, we are gathered here today to watch the holy matrimony between (Y/N) (L/N) and Papi, Cerea, Suu, Meroune, Lala, and Rachnera. If anyone does not think that (Y/N) should be with these demi-humans, speak now or forever hold your peace. ..... No one? Good. (Y/N) do you take these monsters to be your lawfully wedded wives? 

(Y/N): Yes! 

Smith: And do you ladies take (Y/N) to be your lawfully wedded husband? 

Monster Girls: YES!/Of course!/SUUU!/For all of my eternal damnation. 

Smith: Great. I now pronounce man and wives. You may kiss the brid- 

But then you started to run as they all began to go after you! 

(Y/N): ONE AT A TIME!! ONE AT A T- 

Aftermath... 

You were left with so many harpy talon marks, centaur hoof prints, slime remains, mermaid tail marks, and webbings after what occurred. 

(Y/N): At least, I didn't get any- 

Miia: Don't count on it yet Darling. 

(Y/N): MIIA! DON- 

Miia gave you a big freaking hug. 

(Y/N): AGH! Yep, more wives. Scarily strong yet cute and beautiful wives.