(Y/N): Ladies, can you both stop right now?
Esdeath: But we weren't even doing anything.
(Y/N): You and Hancock are doing the "glare" at each other.
Hancock: Wow! You're so amazing, My Love! You can see even through eye conta-
(Y/N): Don't try to butter me up, Ms. ex-Warlord.
She tries to put a cute face, but-
(Y/N): Nope, I'm not falling for that, Snake Princess.
Hancock: It's so cute how he resists my advances!! I love him so much!
Esdeath: Would you fall for this?
She was biting your ear.
(Y/N): God damn it Esdeath. Try your kinky torture routines on someone else. Preferably an enemy.
Esdeath: Oh, I love the sound of -
(Y/N): Not literally.
Esdeath: Then how about-
She shoved you into your breasts.
(Y/N): Okay, that's better.
Hancock: I did that fi-
(Y/N): Hancock!
Hancock: (sigh) Sorry Beloved.
Both of them thought the same thing.
Hancock and Esdeath: Are we going soft because of (Y/N)? Oh it doesn't matter.
Later...
You had a large bowl put out before you.
Yor: Well? I made it extra special for you.
(Y/N): Yeah, sure ... I-
Then out of nowhere Miia popped up.
Miia: No Darling! Mine tastes much better.
(Y/N): No!! Your cooking is pure poison!
Miia: No it's not.
(Y/N): Miia, I would literally have Lala stick her scythe in my head than-
Lala popped up, holding her scythe, and-
(Y/N): No!
Lala: Damn.
She goes away.
(Y/N): Well fine, good thing I'm immune to poison, but-
After a few bites...
(Y/N): (vomiting in the toilet) I love those two, but they need professional cooking help. Why can't they be more like Erina in the kitchen? Or Alice? Or Mom?
Then from sink, well-
???: (Y/N)!!
(Y/N): God damn it Juvia. Why did you come from the water?
Juvia: Because I knew you had to have bad indigestion!
(Y/N): Oh good. Your cooking is much better. What do you have?
Juvia: THESE!!!
They were buttered buns with naked images of her on there.
(Y/N): JUVIA!! Just how perverted are you going to get?
Juvia: But Juvia worked so hard!! Juvia did her best!!
(Y/N): Oh fine.
You take bites out of them.
(Y/N): Okay, this is good. Maybe too buttery, but much better after having Yor and Miia's cooking together.
Juvia: JUVI!!!
(Y/N): Awwww!
Later...
You had the list out, and were glancing over it.
(Y/N): Okay, let's see what we got here. Luci, it's a possibly. Then we have all of them! Of course! Miia?
Miia came up.
Miia: Yes, Darling?
(Y/N): I'm thinking. I should marry Papi, Cerea, Suu, Mero, Rachnera, and Lala next.
Miia: (gritting her teeth) Oh, really? Well, that's .... FINE!!!
(Y/N): God damn it Miia. Could you not be jealous?
Miia: Darling, I- We've been married for a long while, I just wanted us to be a special case.
(Y/N): Miia. You're not just a girlfriend anymore. You're one of my wives. Til death do we part.
Miia: D-Darling.
She grabbed you by her tail and just kissed you.
Miia: Okay, great. I'll concede.
(Y/N): Great. Man, I never thought I would have another group wedding. Seriously, try getting married to so many ladies.
Miia: HAHAHAHAHA! You're so sly, Darling.
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Shounen Hero Book 10!!
Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) here, and well, we got Kanna's friend from America spending a Summer with us, Luffy reuniting with his old friend, Uta, me traveling back in time, and fighting Demons with some Demon Corp guys, fighting some evil goat guy, and I'm gettin...
