The sound of a beer bottle was heard smashing into the wall. And you knew right then and there who the guilty party was.
(Y/N): Malina!
Malina: FUCK OFF! I DO WHAT I WANT!!
(Y/N): Sheesh.
You sat down next to the Drunk Demon, who was trying to play her video game.
(Y/N): You are such a Tsundere.
Malina: (blushing) SHUT UP ASSHOLE!
(Y/N): And you're playing?
Malina: Dark Souls. This god damn boss keeps killing me.
(Y/N): Oh I see now.
Malina: Shut up, I need to concentrate!
(Y/N): Dodge! Up down, left ri-
Malina: ARGH!! Stop! I got this!
Just then...
Zdrada appeared with a puff of smoke.
Zdrada: You got a visitor, Sweet Thing.
(Y/N): Ah, thank you Zdrada.
Zdrada: Good. I need some time with my Sister.
And so...
The visitor turned out to be a certain Hellhound.
(Y/N): So, did he suspect a thing?
Loona: Not a single thing.
(Y/N): Good. Now, when you see that trolling little menace, can you give him this?
You brought out a box with a cake.
Loona: A cake? I expected-
(Y/N): Not just any cake, my dear Loonie. This is a cake that has a bomb in it. You see, the candle here is stuffed with gunpowder, and the minute that Blitzo wants to blow out the candle, BOOM!!He'll be covered in cake frosting.
Loona just smirked wildly at that.
Loona: I am so in love with you right n-
You picked her up.
(Y/N): You are by far the cutest goth Hellhound I've ever seen in my life. Such a good girl.
Loona: Normally, I'd claw someone's eyes out, but you-
She just wrapped her tail around you.
Loona: You're my man.
(Y/N): Awww!! So cute!!
Malina: WOW! Can you morons both get a room?
Loona: HEY! FUCK OFF!!
Malina: YOU FUCK OFF DOG BREATH!
Loona: WHAT WAS THAT?! COME HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE!!
The two growled at each other.
Zdrada: FIGHT!! FIGHT!!
(Y/N): HEY!! PACK IT IN YOU TWO! ST-
Both of them started to fight with each other.
(Y/N): I'll just do my thing while you calm down.
Soon...
Blitzo: Huh, okay, this actually smells better than I thought. Here go-
The cake blows up in his face.
Blitzo: This means war, daughter stealer!
Back with you...
(Y/N): Ah, revenge is sweet.
Both Loona and Malina were wasted at this point.
Loona: HIC! You're such a fucking bitch.
Malina: Say the goth slutty Hellhound. HIC!!
Zdrada: Aw, they're calm. Malinka, you're cute when you-
Malina tries to throw a bottle at her, and you catch it.
(Y/N): Ladies, how about we just snuggle?
Zdrada: Hell yeah.
Malina: Whatever.
Loona: (Blushing) Y-Yes.
(Y/N): Score!
And then you got a threatening text.
(Y/N): "This isn't over." Oh, you have no clue what I can do, Blitzo. Just try it.
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Shounen Hero Book 10!!
Фанфик(Y/N) (L/N) here, and well, we got Kanna's friend from America spending a Summer with us, Luffy reuniting with his old friend, Uta, me traveling back in time, and fighting Demons with some Demon Corp guys, fighting some evil goat guy, and I'm gettin...
