Chuckola Reserve!!

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After Popple and Rookie (who is still pretty much Bowser), fled, everyone pursued chase into the Chucklehuck Woods.

(Y/N): No wonder they call this the Chucklehuck Woods! The trees have-

Rarity: Faces. Freaky disturbing faces with grins!!!

She almost fainted at that.

Rainbow: Okay, do we need to get your fainting couch?

Rarity: No, no, I'll be fine. Though, those faces still scare me.

Jack: Tough it up Rairty! There's a soda to be found!

In the heart of the woods...

An old man was talking to a barrel of soda.

Old man: What do idiots drink? So-Duh!

The barrel shook as if it was laughing.

Old man: What does a soda call their dad? Pop!

The barrel shook.

Old Man: What's a hippie's favorite drink? Granola Cola!

The barrel shakes again.

(Y/N): Yo!

Sunset: Are you telling jokes to the soda?

Bubbles: My name is Bubbles. I am the founder of Chuckola Cola Inc.

Jack: Okay, what's that? The Chuckola Reserve?

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Jack: Okay, what's that? The Chuckola Reserve?

Bubbles: Yes Monsieur. That is the very Chuckola Reserve. It is yours to enjoy!

Ruby: ALRIGHT!!

Rainbow: Heh, finally, no dumb side quest or anything! Seriously, do you know how annoying it is to go and find different Yoshi kids on an island?

Yang: Or get blimp tickets from a mafia boss?

(Y/N): In all seriousness, thank you.

Bubbles: You should be!  I have worked on Chuckola Reserve for 1000 years... Telling it joke after joke, so it would mature, and then mature some more, and then yet more...Until at last the greatest soda of all would be completed with the fizz and the tastiness.

Pinkie: Wow!! Tasty!

She licked her lips.

Twilight: Pinkie!!

Pinkie: Oh right! Sorry.

Bubbles: Just so you know, due to this having a high caliber, rude guests have this fate!

He reveals a chained up Popple and a chained up Rookie.

Popple: Th-That's no ordinary soda, see? We can't stand up to such a beverage!!!

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