A few months back...
You were just taking a good shower, until-
???: AHA! There you are!
The shower faucet was talking.
(Y/N): What the?
Then it transformed into-
Mr. Mxyzptlk: I never thought I would see someone like you in my entire life!
(Y/N): Oh right, you're the guy whose powers Joker tricked into getting.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: For your information, wise guy, I have a name. It's Mr. Mxyzptlk.
(Y/N): Right ... Mr. Mzxy ... Mxypt .... Mixspit-
Mr. Mxyzptlk: WHAT DO I HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN ON A CHALKBOARD FOR YOU?! Oh brother! Hang on!
He snaps his fingers, and a chalkboard appears.
Then a bowl appears on it.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: MIXY!
Followed by a redneck spitting into a bucket.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: SPIT!
Finished with a dog licking it's owner.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: LICK!
(Y/N): Oh ... okay. I got it, Mr. Mxyzptlk.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: THERE YOU GO! Now, I've been looking forward to a real challenge. I mean, do you even know how hard it is to find fun in my dimension?
(Y/N): Well, if everyone is like you, I can imagine.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Exactly! The only other guy out there in this existence I found fun was Superman! But now, I got new fresh meat! Time to adapt, endure, and play! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Y/N): Okay then, but what if I wanted you to go away?
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Simple. You just have to get me to say my name backwards.
(Y/N): So I need to get you to say ... klpmxy- no ... kltzxm- no no ... that's not i-
Mr. Mxyzptlk: ITS KLTPZYXM!! It's not that h- OH NUTS!
He disappears.
(Y/N): Hahahaha.
A few months later...
You were in class, and-
He appears on your paper.
(Y/N): WHAT THE?!
Mr. Mxzyptlk: I got you this time buster! This time you're not going to cheat me out of my fun!
You write some words down.
(Y/N): Uh ... do you think that you could do a spell check on this, first?
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Fine!
He goes over the words and crosses out k, l, t, p, y, z, x, and M.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: There! HEY! NO!!!
He disappears like that.
(Y/N): Man, it's fun to trick that guy.
Present Day...
You were expecting that little imp to show up again.
(Y/N): One ... two ... three ... four-
Mxyzptlk appears, and he does not look pleased.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: You know what, I've had it. You've tricked me into saying and spelling my name easily!
(Y/N): Oh, come on. It doesn't take a genius to trick someone like you. I mean, I don't even need to punch you.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: That's why I'm making sure that you can't trick me this time! You have to get me to say or spell my name backwards two times in a row!
(Y/N): Still not going to help your case.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Would this change your mind?
He snapped his fingers and before you knew it, you saw people turning into animals.
(Y/N): Oh, it's on!
With that...
(Y/N): Now where did that guy g-
Mr. Mxyzptlk: GOT YA!
He had tentacles come from the walls, but you moved away quickly.
(Y/N): Nice try Mxy.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: GRRRRR! How about this, then?
Several flying bombs appeared but you just summoned a water dragon and defused them.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Oh, this is going to be fun!
A few minutes later...
You were trying to catch him in the skies, but then he turns into a fighter jet!
(Y/N): WOAH!
Mr. Mxyzptlk: HAHAHA! EAT LEAD!!!
He began firing at you, so you flew off.
(Y/N): Okay, let's see if this works.
Turning through tight corners, and making several turns lead you to make Mxyzptlk to follow your movements, and then-
Mr. Mxyzptlk: HAHAHA! YES! I GOT YAH!
He rammed right into you, but-
(Y/N): Take a good look, loser.
He looked to see the cloud trails he left.
It said kltpzyxM twice.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Oh shoot. That was ... uh ... clever.
(Y/N): Why thank you.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: This means this whole time, you were toying with me?
(Y/N): Yep. I knew you'd try to bend the rules, so I just thought, why not?
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Hahahahaha. Well, bye then! I'm out.
He deflates like a ballon and then poofs away, which caused everyone below to turn back to normal.
(Y/N): Man, I really hope I don't have to see him again for a while. At least it wasn't someone like Bizarro.
YOU ARE READING
Shounen Hero Book 10!!
Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) here, and well, we got Kanna's friend from America spending a Summer with us, Luffy reuniting with his old friend, Uta, me traveling back in time, and fighting Demons with some Demon Corp guys, fighting some evil goat guy, and I'm gettin...
