✧ 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐒: twd imagines

pink fluffy unicorn

you were sitting with your group at hershel's farmhouse, doing nothing but enjoying the beautiful day when out of nowhere a rainbow formed. you grew curious, wondering why a random rainbow would appear on a sunny day like today.

"what is thattt," shane charged towards the end of the rainbow, hoping to find a leprechaun or two sitting underneath with a pot of gold just waiting for him. the rest of you watch as shane charged into the forest.

"a rainbow." andrea pointed out like the rest of you didn't have eyes. she grabbed a gun and followed after her lover boy hoping to get her hands on some of that booty.

she went into the forest before turning tail and running back towards you. flailing her arms in the air as she screamed bloody murder at the top of her lungs. "i-its a horse!" daryl's head perked up at the word horse. not wanting to get thrown in another ditch by a princess pony.

then he too started prancing around, flailing his arms in the air as he let out a girly shriek. just then shane emerged from the dense forest with a stick in hand. he pointed at you and your group before yelling. "aye, let me tell you somthin'!" he raised his voice so every walker in a hundred mile radius could hear him.

but wait, the horse the delusional andrea had been talking about was real. though it wasn't quite a horse. its horn pierced through shanes chest. you were half mortified by the gruesome sight and disspointed that you would never know what shane was going to tell you.

the pink fluffy unicorn charged at your group. but it was a hot sunny day and there was no sunblock. so from head to toe, you were skin was a dark shade of red. you tried to stand but were knocked over by daryl and his girly scream. "damn it daryl!" you snapped at him.

your aching skin pressed against the grass. slowly you tried to get up but then you were stepped on by who else than andrea. maybe if she would have shot the governor the fifty times she had the chance, then magically her brain would have come back and people would have liked her.

the unicorn gave chase. charging at the blonde as the rest of you cheered it on. soon enough it caught up to her and stabbed her through the heart. the unicorn was satisfied with killing the dummy and let out a huge fart.

it farted with such force that it was propelled back up to the rainbow with glitter shooting out its ass. you could hear the sound of its ass cheeks clapping as it lost momentum and splatted against the ground. now you have a free meal, the end.

a/n - i made this at two in the morning, send help.