Murder drones x male reader Oneshots

J x W.D reader

Context: You are a worker drone who worked in the underwater field, when the planet flash froze you got tapped in the ice. Once you eventually got free you got infected with Absolute Solver and basically turned into a cursed pirate sort of character. Dressing like one and with all the charisma of one.

I waltzed my way through the destroyed city I had drunkenly found myself in, as I stumbled about seemingly aimlessly a glanced around and noticed a few of those murder drone everyone was all riled up about, personally I loved them I enjoyed the slaughter which I guess is why no one else liked me being around. The trio of them landed in front of me "This one's different!" One of them says "I don't care if they are we have a job to do!" Another says "I don't know J, something off about this one, how did he get here drunk as he is" the guy says "I don't really care! Kill him already!" The one I know now as J says "Happily!" The other girl says readying her weapons. As she lunged at me I leaned backwards using my curse to slide myself away from her going right under her "Huh!?" I hear her say "See J! He's different!" The guy says "Shut it N! I guess I have to do everything myself!" J says trying to shoot me only for her bullets to be deflected by the curse that plagued me. She looked at me shocked "What are you?" J asked a little concerned "Drunk! Now let's say you and I head to that building over there and find a comfy bed eh?" I says with a sly grin "Ugh! Kill him!" J ordered I sensed the one behind me lunge again, I disappeared into a cloud of mist before reappearing sitting in a near by car "Please dearie, you'll have to try harder then that to kill ol'captain Y/n" I say "Captain? What's wrong with you? Did your programming get messed up?" N asked "Ha! I was trapped in ice and freezing water for decades! My mind has gone completely crazy!" I say jumping up from my seat, the girl lunged again this time I pulled out my sword from my long trench coat parrying her attack and tossing her to the side. "Now now dear, we can talk this out I'm more useful alive then dead" I say as she glared at me, I sensed another attack coming from her and reached into my coat grabbing my gun, she took a swipe at me but I shot her hand making her spin facing away from me, I planted my sword in her shoulder pulling her back to me. I shot her in the side of her head letting her hit the ground. "Now with the aggressive one dealt with how's about we talk about this civil Hmm?" I asked holstering my weapons again. J and N looked at me confused, They just tried to kill me, and I wanted to talk to them "What games are you playing?" J asked "None, I don't play games I rig them so I win every time" I say as a cloud of mist brushed across in front of us making a table and four chairs appear. I sat down and motioned for them to do the same, they hesitated but eventually did "What do you want to talk about?" N asked "Shut it N, I'll do the negotiations!" J says slapping him. "You are beautiful when you act bossy" I say getting a blush from her "Anyways... why do you want to talk with us? We just tried to kill you" J asked "Ahhh we share a common goal, slaughter the worker population!" I say making some drinks appear. "Why do you want to slaughter the workers? Your a worker" J asked "Ah I'm no worker not anymore. The curse that plagues me all these powers I have. The workers are at risk of being infected as well, it will leave them unable to die and to go insane. I wish to prevent it from happening" I say grabbing the bottle pouring the glasses full "Curse? You don't seriously believe in magic do you?" J asked "You've seen it first hand, whatever is plaguing me is powerful and beyond scientific explanation, I suffer enteral torment I've lived and died a hundred times now unable to be at peace" I say taking my glass drinking some of its contents. As I did I got shot in the head, my body slumped over "Guess that entire unkillable thing was made up!" The girl says "Dam it V! He could have told us about the workers corruption!" J says. I lifted my head up and pulled the bullet out of my head. My head fixed itself as I flipped the bullet in my hand "So where was I?" I asked as the three looked at me "That certainly wasn't our normal regeneration" J says "Like I said I'm cursed, if you didn't believe ghost story's before you'd best start now, you living with one!" I say "Living with you? I never agreed to that!" J says "Well you just discovered I can't be killed, we share a common goal, and I'm vastly stronger then any of you are. I can get into the colony you lot can't just by looking like a worker. Once I'm in I'll open the doors and let you all in for the slaughter" I say leaning back kicking my feet up "How did you know about the colony?" J asked "A little dead worker told me" I say as the three look at me confused "Ugh... so boring just wait for my signal to start the slaughter" I say getting up as I walked past I winked at J who blushed again.

I got to the colony doors and knocked, they cracked open a small amount "Exactly as planned" I say "who are you?" The worker asked "Death" I say pulling my pistol out shooting him, the door quickly closed again but my plan was already in motion "Way to go dumbass, your useless!" J say landing next to me "Really? I think the doors should be open right about now" I say as the doors opened again revealing the worker I shot was up and moving "Huh!?" J says frightened "I can raise the dead darling" I say as V and N joined us. We killed the rest of the working crew I stood in the middle of the dead bunch and held my arms out, a puke green glow fled from my body and entered the workers as there body's contorted before getting up joining our ranks. I pointed my sword into the bunker "Fetch me there souls!" I say as the dead ran farther into the bunker, J N and V all looked at me slightly afraid. "Let's go join them shall we?" I ask smiling, we walked farther in and found nothing but dead bodies and a few of mine dead "Guess they have some fighters, maybe this won't be so boring" I say, we eventually found out way to a large open room where they were all hiding "Look at the party they set up for us!" I say flaunting my weapons, I noticed a little worker who was mostly purple trying to fiddle with her weapon, I pointed my pistol at her and fired killing her "Ta ta can't have you using a gun that's just unfair" I say, I noticed a boy standing there with a pipe in his hands shaking "A challenger, I'm going to have fun with you!" I say walking up to him "You three deal with everyone else, I'm going to toy with this one!" I say I walked around in circles he lunged at me and I just shot him dead "I have a gun, why would I waste time in a sword fight?" I say to his dead body. I walked over to the others "So how are we doing this? Everyone pick and choose there kills or just a mess of blood and gut?" I asked "I've waited for this for a long time I'm going to savor every kill" V says "Pick and choose one at a time, execute them" J says, "Well I've already had a few kills you three can go first" I say. V didn't even hesitate to grab a random worker who yelled and pleaded to not be killed but it was all in vain as his guts were ripped out. J walked up to another stepping on them, she shot them in the head. N slashed another drones head off, I walked up and looked over the group and saw a blue haired girl in the mix, I walked up and pulled her out by her hair, I put my sword to her neck slitting it open, her oil split all over the floor and my sword. I licked it off as I need it for my powers, V decapitated another, while J shot another in the head. N cut one with his laser. I grabbed a blonde girl who screamed for her dad, I shot her in the back of her head. This cycle continued for an hour as well whittled down the group, the last one was a girl with long purple hair. She cowered away seeing the fates of all her friends and family. I walked up and grabbed her, she began to cry as I slid my sword into her gut slowly, she coughed up oil before I thrusted it up killing her. I dropped her body and walked over to the three "Guess that's all of them" J says "Say this place is kinda nice. Why don't we move in here?" N asked "He finally said something that was actually smart" J says "With this place we could stock pile oil in containers, we'd have a steady and reliable supply of it" I say "About you need oil why?" J asked "My powers, seems oil is the key to using them" I say "So no oil means you can die then" V says "No I've already tried, I don't understand how it works, no one does" I say "Well guess your not going anywheres then" N says grabbing a corpse drinking the oil out of it. "Well I'm going to see what all this colony holds, and if anymore are hiding" I say "I'll come with you" J says "Ah finally want some alone time with me?" I asked making her blush again "Just to make sure you don't try to escape" she says as we walked off.

We made our way deeper into the bunker seeing what was what and before long J spoke up "You know I'll have to report you to our bosses, your an odd person to say the least" she says "And your a hot one" I say "Okay! What is with the flirting!" She asked "Exactly that flirting" I say leaning against the wall as she glared at me hands on her hips "But why!?" She asked "Cause I find you attractive? I didn't think I'd ever have to explain flirting" I say "And what about me is so attractive?" She asked "Your personality and mannerisms, your curves are also quite nice" I say as her face became plastered with a blush "I'll keep it simple J, I'm a loose cannon to say the least I do as I please when I please. So to me your by the book uptight ways are adorable to me, if I get my way I'll have you relaxing more often" I say as she got closer to me "You aren't going to do anything with m" was all she got as I pulled her in kissing her, she was surprised but didn't pull away. I flipped us now pinning her to the wall as we kissed, I pulled away grinning "So what were you saying?" I asked "Just shut up and kiss me" she says pulling me back in to which I happily obliged.