SMG4 Stories: The Return To Port Aurora

Chapter 10: Within the fudge

    The smell was god awful in the sewers made of poo. It was so bad in fact that not even a skunk can handle the stench. In this world, there were ton's of paths for to take, some paths led to a dead end, sometimes a new destination, but always, finding themselves right back to the beginning to where they all started. It was almost like a labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. Mario and Auri felt like it's been more than a few hours being stuck in here, no sign of Meggy, no sign of that shadowed impersonator, nothing. All they are able to do is take random guesses of which paths to take, and hoping Meggy would be there. 
"Mama Mia..." Mario sighed, his legs were trembling weak from how much they walked through, "Aren't we there a'yet?" He said dully.
"I don't think so Mario." Said Auri, whose also extremely worn out. his eyelids were droopy, unable to keep itself up for even a minute.
The two were sweating heavily, the smelly air of feces are starting to make them unfazed, getting used with the smell.
Just then, FLUDD has spotted something in the distant, "Hey whats that over there." It said to them.
Mario and Auri looked up ahead and saw a billboard, standing right in the center of the 4 paths. "Ooh! They probably have a map of where we at Mario!" Auri said, with a confident tone in his voice.
So they ran up to the billboard, and were lucky to see that there is a map attached to the board!  "Yipee! We're'a save!" Cheered Mario, He then pulled the map out from the board, and shared it with Auri to see it too.
"See Auri, it'a says right'a here we're..." The so called map had a red pin flag on it that just shows the words, "You're pretty damn lost." written in bold red ink.
Mario and Auri could not believe on what they've just read.
"...Okie dokie, I'ma go cry." Said Mario, and walked towards the corner, and cried to himself.  However, Auri isn't ready to give up just yet. He pondered, and thought of other ways to get out of the maze, along with finding Meggy.
He walked up to the 4 paths that might lead to them to Meggy, he first took the path from the far right first, and listens for the echo's.
"Meggy!" He screamed through the dark halls of the path, there was no answer.
He then proceed to go to the other right path and screamed for Meggy's name again, yet still wasn't an answer. He then went to the 3rd one and yelled her name again, yet not an echo to be heard beside from his. As soon as he was about to give up, he went to the final hall path, and screamed Meggy's name really loud this time, Still no answer.
His worried face then became depressed, he turned around sadly and walked away Until-"AURI!" Screamed the echoing voice, making Auri turn around in shock.
"MEGGY!" He yelled back.
"AURI! HELP ME!" 
"I'M COMING MEGGY!" 
As soon as Auri was about to enter the path, he ran up to Mario, and tell him to get up.
"Come on Mario!" He said in a cherry mood, "I know where Meggy's at!"
"R-really?"
"Yeah! Come on! There's no time to wait!" 
As soon Mario got back to his feet, they  to the path where Meggy was at, still screaming for Auri's name.
"Don't worry Meggy, we're coming!" 
As soon as they exited the path, they've nearly fallen off from a cliff! It was long and deep, and at the bottom, it was filled with poo water. The 2 looked fearfully around to see if Meggy was anywhere in sight.
"Meggy!" Shouted Auri, he found Meggy who was hanging from dear life, being tighten up by a rope that's hooked up on the ceiling.
"Auri!" She screamed, "Mario! Get me down from here!"
"Don't worry Meggy!" Cried Auri, "We'll find away to get you down from there!"
All of a sudden, everything started to shake violently. Large poo tears started to rain on them while Meggy swayed side to side by the shaking. 
And then unexpectedly, the poo water started to rise up, revealing the Shadowed Mario figure standing there, floating on top of the water. It stared at Mario and Auri coldly with its chilling red eyes, making them feel cold.
"Hey!" Yelled Mario, "Mario didn't know this impersonator would be'a so handsome!" He said. "No time to look at yourself in the mirror Mario!" Auri said back to him. 
They stared at the Shadow Mario for a long minute till they started to laugh mischievously at them. It took out its paintbrush, and spread its ink everywhere as he spins around like the speed of sound! It was getting everywhere from the wall to the floors, to even at Mario's face to which he screamed because some of it got into his eyes.
For whatever the, the shadow Mario dropped a piece of sweet corn to the poo water, and vanished into thin air! The room started to shake violently again as the poo tears rain on top of them again. The shadow Mario then reappeared inside of a room that is covered up by windows, and In it has a pipe organ piano within. The shadow Mario then sat down on the chair, prep himself up, and placed his fingers on the piano.
Mario, Auri, and Meggy were confused on what It's trying to do. And then, it started to play the pipe organ, playing a dramatic orchestra! The shaking get's very extreme, but this time Something else was submerging out from the brown water of fudge! It was similar to that of Ink Bigerra, but very gross and disgusting looking.
It looked like a huge pile of feces due to it being having the same color of the atmosphere around them, It had skinny arms but large hands, with a huge mouth with uneven teeth's. Its bright green and menacing eyes are enough to make a Kremlin cry to its mummy.
Auri cowardly hid behind of Mario, already being scared of whats to come forward. As soon as huge crap monster came out from the poo water, it then ate the sweet corn that was given, coughed for a bit, and prepared it's self as if it was in an opera.
Suddenly, it started to sing at them as the Shadow Mario kept on playing the pipe organ piano, "I, am, The Great Mighty Poo! And I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish! How about some scat you little twat's!"
"...Ah shit, here we go again." Said Mario.
Unexpectedly, the giant poo like monster started throwing its shit ball at them!
"Ah!" Screamed Mario, and woop wooped away from the shit abomination!
"Hey wait for me!" yelled Auri, and hurries back to Mario.
The goopy pile of Poo aimed it's ball of shits at them, and throws it towards them, almost crushing the!
They dodged and stumble from every attacks from the poo monster.
"WAH! AGH!" They'd screamed.
Meggy, still hanged by the ropes, hopelessly watching them being tormented by a mountain made of shit. Suddenly, she started to feel like she was slowly going down, and she sure was! The gears that we're holding on to the rope, started to bring her down right into the poo water. "Um guys!" She yelled, "More helping and less fearing!" 
"We're trying! AHHAHAHAHA!"
Mario and Auri kept running and dodging, fearing for their lives instead of saving Meggy from potential death. Without much to do in the current situation she was in, she tried to wiggle herself out from the rope.
Unexpectedly, as Mario and Auri ran to the other side, Mario tripped by accident, bringing Auri along to the floor and making his pepper shaker drop out from his belt holder. Some of the pepper landed onto Mario's noes, making him sneeze uncontrollably!
"Sorry Mario!" Auri Apologized, "This usually never happens... With it." At that moment, Auri had a bright idea. 
After he picked up and sealed up his pepper shaker, He went to the back of Mario to see FLUDD, and shoved an unhealthy amount of pepper inside of FLUDD'S nostrils, filling up the water inside of it with pepper.
"Hey, what are you doing." FLUDD said, "This is not part of my intended functions." It added. "Sorry FLUDD, but if we're going to save Meggy, this is the only best way we can do it!" He said. Then, The Great Mighty of Poo appeared right in front of them, breaking through the floor creating a hole within it!
It then started to scream in opera unironically.
"Mario!" Ordered Auri, "Spray FLUDD'S water on that monster!"
"Okie dokie!" He said, and sprayed the poo monster with its pepper water! 
That was just enough for it to cough and sneeze aggressively! It then disappeared within the Poo water, and reappeared back in the center.
The shadow Mario played the pipe organ a bit more dramatic.
The Great Mighty Poo started to sing again, "Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know what creek your in!... Sweet Corn is the only thing that makes through my rear, How'd you think I keep this lovely grin!" Everyone looked at him grinning, getting very disturbed and uncomfortable.
"You are one ugly motherfucker." Mario said with honesty. The monstrous Poo then looked at Mario, unforgivably.
"You little shit," It said, "you're getting SEVEN ACROSS THE ASS!" It screamed in anger, and through a shit ball at him.
"HOLY SHIT!" Screamed Mario, and dodged away, pulling Auri away as well! 
The shit ball blocked the exit path, now they're trapped! Meggy gasped at sight from what happened, and hurriedly tried to wiggle herself out!
Mario and Auri ran to an another safe spot away from the Poo monster.
"Alright Mario! Just a couple of more hits than he might be done with!" 
"Aha, you don't need'a tell Mario twice! Back in my days, evil can'a be stop with 3 hits!"
Out of nowhere, The Great Mighty Poo has broke through the floor again out of anger.
"AY STINKY!" Yelled Mario at it, "You're ugly."
The Poo monster started roaring in an opera fashion at him, giving Mario the chance to spray at him with FLUDD again!
It coughed and sneezed aggressively again, returning back to the center middle again, with another verse to his dramatic song number.
"Now I'm REALLY getting rather mad, You're like a niggly tickley shitty little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my BUTT!"
"You're what!" Yelled Auri.
"My BUTT!"
"You're butt?" 
"That's right my BUTT!"
"Errr!"
"MY BUTT!"
"ERRR!"
"MY BUUUUUUTT!" 
His singing was so badly terrible that it not just cracked the windows that the shadow Mario figure was at, but also revealed another entrance that was covered in a glass window. In it was a lever that looks like a flusher for the toliet.
Mario jumped into action, getting ready to spray them with water, but all of a sudden there was a problem. FLUDD has ran out of water from its tank, only spraying just one tear drop. Mario and the Poo just awkwardly stared into each other.
"Oh, Mario." Sighed Meggy in an disbelief tone.
"Uh, wannabe f-friends?" Mario stutteringly asked to the giant shit.
He was then smacked against the wall by its comically large hands, making a huge hole within it!
"...We're screwed, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Screamed Auri, and started to run around in circles! Then, the goopy Poo monster grabbed Auri and Mario, and firmly hold them aggressively against their own will!
"Um hey! You don't need to do this!" Cried Auri, "How about I give you coupons for free ice cream for any purchase of cheese fries or chili fries for your meal! PLEASE JUST SPARE US!"
 The Shit  wasn't showing any mercy towards them, and as it promised he was gonna ram them both up his butt.
Meggy finally was able to escape from the rope, and perfectly landed to the ground. She then ran up to the goop monster.
"HEY!" She yelled at it getting it's attention, "EAT THIS WON'T YOU!" She threw out her emergency Ink bomb at it, and exploded on impact!
The Giant poo monster was now all covered in her orange ink. Mario and Auri  we're able to escape its grasp and jumped back to the floor along with Meggy.
The Great Mighty Poo began fuming angrily that it melted of the orange ink, It started screaming out from the top of it's lungs opera style, making everything shake like an earthquake one last time.
Due to them screaming very aggressively, all the windows around them has shattered into dust, making the one with the lever flusher now accessible to them!
The music has became extra dramatic now, making everyone stress out.
"Come on guys, lets pull that lever!" Meggy said to both Mario and Auri.
"Yes boss!" They both said, and they all ran towards the lever as the Mighty Poo threw its shit balls at them, preventing them from pulling that lever.
They dodged, they stumbled, they sometimes fell, but they never gave up on reaching that lever. Unluckily however, Auri got hit by the ball of feces, followed by Meggy trying to go back and help him out of it!
Now it was all left for Mario again to save the day now!
"Mario! Go!" Meggy yelled to him.
So Mario ran as fast as he can, trying to reach to that lever. The Great Mighty Poo kept on throwing his balls at him without mercy, Mario and his expertise of jumping have successfully passed through the entrance, and pulled the lever!
Suddenly, toilet noises started to be heard, It was squealing, and wheezing, sounding like it's been broken for years. The poo water where the Mighty of Poo's was started draining down, swivering down through the hole, and spinning chaotically!
"Oh! now Look what you've done!" Cried The pile of Poo, "I'm Flushing, I'M FLUSHING! Oh, what a world, what a world. Oh! I'm GOING! AAH! NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Its screaming of no's slowly echo'd through slowly getting quieter and quieter, until there was nothing but a fart.
"Whew! Mario call's that'a bowl movement!" He laughed at his own joke.
The Shadow Mario then jumped down to the ground, very frustrated that it's creation didn't kill them off, It then looked at Mario, blew another raspberry at him, and vanished through thin air! "Wow what an asshole!"
Mario then looked back to see Auri and Meggy still trapped within the ball of shit, and ran to dig them out of there.
"Meggy, Auri!" He cried for their name as he dug through.
For sure he got them out of there right in a jiffy.
"Meggy! Auri!" He cried again pulling them out from the shit ball, "I'ma so glad to see you again!"
"I'm glad to see you again too!" Happily said Auri, "Thank you Mario!"
Mario then turned at Meggy, "Ay, Mario is glad to see you're safe!"
"Yeah... Thanks Mario." Meggy said with an unenergetic tone.
Mario notice that she wasn't fairly happy that he saved her.
"You okay?" He asked with concern.  "I'm fine." She said. 
It was silent for a few minutes, till Meggy finally said something, "Don't you dare leave out from my sight alright!"
"...Okay." He said.
"Sorry for ruining the moment, but now how are we gonna get out of here?" Interruptingly asked Auri.
Mario then walked to the cliff, where the giant Poo was flushed down from. He spotted a pipe, and since the last exit was blocked off, there was really just one way out.
 "There'sa only one way." He said.
"Whats that?" Auri asked.
 All of a sudden Mario threw himself off from the cliff, and fell down through the pipe, sliding down to elsewhere!
"Is this safe?" Auri asked again.
"I'm not sure," Said Meggy, "But from knowing Mario, we just got to go with it!" She then jumped off from the cliff too, following the ways of what Mario did.
 Auri was pretty frighten that this is definitely and totally not safe.
"Well, here goes nothing." He sighed, "GERONIMO!"
Auri finally jumped off the cliff and entered through the pipe, catching up with Mario and Meggy and they slide down through the unsanitary pipe system.
"YAHOO YEAH!" Screamed Mario in excitement.
"Woah!" Auri said in shock, "This is like the slide from the fun fair!" He hollered.
"Mario, how long till we get back!" Asked Meggy.
"Any minute now!"
Coming up to them, it was a bright white light, leading to the exit.
"Hang on!" Mario warned them.
And as if by magic, they've teleport back to Port Aurora's garbage dump.
"We're'a back!" Cheered Mario.
"That was sure fun!" Added Auri.
"Not really." Meggy said unhappily, "I smell like crap."
"Maybe because back there was full of poo."
"Yeah, thanks for reminding me." 
Mario then re-adjusted his cap before saying anything else.  "Boy oh boy." He said, "This adventuring sure made'a Mario hungry, could we get some food?"
"Yeah why not! what you say Meggy?"
"Alright, but first let's clean ourselves up."
"Lets'a go!"
And so, our 3 hero's walked out of the garbage dump, and back to the streets of Port Aurora, going back home to clean themselves up, and later, going for some grub.