Keith Kogane x Reader One-Shots

36 - Chaos In The Chat

Voltron Bitches

03:22

Lance

GUYS WAKE UP

THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER

A CRISS

*CHRISSY

*CIRSS

NEVERMIND THE SPELLING

THIS IS BAD

Pidge

What's so urgent that you can't even use punctuation?

y/n

Is someone dying? Or did you just watch Me Before You and cry again?

Hunk

Ohh yeah, I remember that. He locked himself in his room for a week, right?

y/n

Yep. He had that little bell and he dinged it when he wanted food

Keith

What the hell is going on at half three in the morning?

Lance

ID TELL YOU ALL IF YOU STOP BRINGING UP MY TRAUMA

Keith

You think that's trauma? My dad died, my mom left, and Shiro was presumed dead for two years.

He also tried killing me that one time.

Shiro

I said sorry about that, Keith. It wasn't actually me

Pidge

Are we just gonna forget the fact my brother and dad were lost in space for two years, as well? And my dad was in a Galra prison?

Lance

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A TRAUMA-OFF

THIS ISSUE ISNT GOING AWAY

Hunk

What's wrong, Lance?

Lance

THERES A HUGE ASS SPIDER ON MY WALL

ITS STARING MY IN THE EYES

*ME

WHAT DO I DO

Pidge

You woke us all up

FOR A SPIDER????

Lance

YOU DONT UNDERSTABD

ITS MASSIVE

IM TERRIFIED

I TRIED GASSING IT WITH MY HAIRSPRAY BUT ITS STILL ALIVE

I mean it's stuck to the wall

BUT ITS LEGS ARE WIGGLING

y/n

You are an absolute idiot. Just take it outside. It's more scared of you than you are of it

Did we really need a whole melodrama for that?

Lance

"It'S mOrE sCaReD oF yOu ThAn YoU ArE oF iT" ?!

DONT GIVE ME THAT

ITS A BEAST

IM KILLING IT

Shiro

Be logical about this, Lance. Just throw it outside and get some sleep. We all have to be up early tomorrow