Keith Kogane x Reader One-Shots

38 - Chaos In The Chat Part 2

Voltron Bitches

02:37

Sharpshooter

Doesn't seem to matter what I do

I'm always number two

"wE hAd a bOnDiNg MoMeNt, i CrAdLeD yOu iN mY aRmS"

Brilliant, he's depressed again

Lance, it's too late for this. If you need a therapist, you know I sent you y/n's

Gremlin

You know they sent him away because they were "fully booked" after having the taster session

Sharpshooter

No one knows how hard I tried

I have feelings that I can't explain

Drivin me insane

All my life, been so polite

But I'll sleep alone tonight

Master Chef

Lance, buddy, if something's wrong, you know you can talk to us

Keith's Girl

Aww Lancey, you won't sleep alone

Gremlin

He won't??

Master Chef

He won't?

"wE hAd a bOnDiNg MoMeNt, i CrAdLeD yOu iN mY aRmS"

y/n, darling, I love you, but don't feed into his delusions

Keith's Girl

But he won't sleep alone

There's always bugs in the room

And we all know he has that body pillow

Gremlin

Ohh yeah the one with Allura's face on it

Sharpshooter

Cause I'm just Kennnn

Anywhere else I'd be a ten

Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blond fragility?

"wE hAd a bOnDiNg MoMeNt, i CrAdLeD yOu iN mY aRmS"

I knew we shouldn't have let him watch the Barbie movie

I fucking knew it

Gremlin

LANCE WHAT THE FUCK

YOU WOKE US UP FOR THAT????

OH YOU ARE SO DEAD

Keith's Girl

Weren't you awake anyway??

Gremlin

Shut up

I'm trying to make a point here

"wE hAd a bOnDiNg MoMeNt, i CrAdLeD yOu iN mY aRmS"

Don't tell my girlfriend to shut up

Should we not be ganging up on Lance right now?

Gremlin

OH

RIGHT

LANCE YOU DICK

Space Dad