TheDarkOne started a chat with singingsquid fuckdalmations and dragonsrkl
TheDarkOne: Hello dearies!
fuckdalmations: greaatt...
singingsquid: Leave us alone Imp. I have my happy ending!
TheDarkOne: Keep calm calamari I just want gooosssiippp
singingsquid: Calamari? Really?
fuckdalmations: Delete this pointless chat or I will turn you into a coat
singingsquid: You mean calamari
fuckdalmations: You mean a coat
TheDarkOne: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now...
dragonsrkl: Eugh! You dare disturb the dragon from her planning?
TheDarkOne: ooohhhh gooossssiiippp
fuckdalmations: Spill it Mal
dragonsrkl: how do ik I can trust you
singingsquid: spill it or taste tentacles
dragonsrkl: Gross.
TheDarkOne: spilllll itttt
dragonsrkl: Fine! I plan to ruin Phillip and Aurora's relationship by telling all of Mulan's little crush
TheDarkOne added idont_lovephillip to the chat
dragonsrkl: IMP!!!
TheDarkOne: :)
dragonsrkl: I swear on dragons egg if you do it
TheDarkOne: Maleficent will destroy Phillip and Aurora by telling all about how you llloooovvveee him
dragonsrkl: IMP!!! You've ruined it!
TheDarkOne: lol
idont_lovephillip: wwwhhhhhaaaaaaaat? I don't love Phillip... Whatcha saying
TheDarkOne: Course not dearie
idont_lovephillip: :*
idont_lovephillip has left the chat
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FanficImagine if the Once Upon A Time characters spoke through the internet. This is a comedy.
