TheDarkOne has joined a private chat with b.books
b.books: ...hi
TheDarkOne: Hello dearie
b.books: and what do u want?
TheDarkOne: ....as Cher Lloyd would be proud to hear:
TheDarkOne: I want U back, I want U back, I want U, I want U back.
b.books: oh! Well I have a song Taylor Swift would love to hear!
b.books: We-eee are never ever ever getting back together!
TheDarkOne: ouch.
b.books: what? Need some magic on that burn.
TheDarkOne: ppfffttt nooo
b.books: eugh! This is why I hate u!
TheDarkOne: ummm...I know you love me, I know you care?
b.books: I hate Justin Bieber...
TheDarkOne: oh.
TheDarkOne: so Granny's at 7?
b.books: wth?
b.books: I don't love you anymore.
TheDarkOne: periods in the sentence aren't good...I can wait till you've mourned that ugly Dumbo-eared guy...
b.books: HIS NAME WAS WILL AND HE MAY LOOK LIKE AN ELEPHANT BUT THATS BETTER THAN A CROCODILE
TheDarkOne: you spend too much time around Hook.
TheDarkOne: so
TheDarkOne: Rumbelle?
b.books has left this conversation
TheDarkOne: Rumbelle.
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FanfictionImagine if the Once Upon A Time characters spoke through the internet. This is a comedy.
