RedWolf: Prepare for battle bitchheezzzz
yay_birds: honey do we still have the weapons?
Charming: of course. Cellar.
yay_birds: :)
arrowhood: Regina you must hide!
ihate_regina: ahem!
arrowhood: what?
ihate_regina: well what about me?
not_evil: tbh no one cares if you live or not. Thanks robbierooroo...but I can survive.
KnaveOfHearts: don't worry Belle I'll save you!
TheDarkOne: *rolls eyes*
bow_down: Son...
bow_down: Do you have a special request?
TheDarkOne: nooo....
KnaveOfHearts: why is there some shadow
KnaveOfHearts: aw hell no
b.books: Will?!
b.books: Rumple... What did you do?
bow_down: beef beef beef beef
TheDarkOne: ...
e_saviour: Reggie!
not_evil: Ems!
e_saviour: I had to tell you...I love you
not_evil: I LOVE YOU TOO
e_saviour: *kisses*
CaptainSwan4eva: WHA?
CaptainSwan4eva: noooooooo
emmasliteralbae: I will kill that evil-magic-queen-bitch-thing!
CaptainSwan4eva: hey! Nice to see you! Sooo...you gonna spare me life?
emmasliteralbae: i aint killing anyone. I'm just in it for life
No1_pan_fan: ding ding ding
No1_pan_fan: DING DUNG DING
No1_pan_fan: my boo has a message for you disgusting peasants!
e_saviour: oh shut up
No1_pan_fan: #icamebacktolifetohaveagoodtimeandimhonestlyfeelingsoattackedrightnow
bow_down: ...anywayyyy
bow_down: You will fail! Give me Storybrooke or I'll take hostages and feed them to Felix!
No1_pan_fan: What?
bow_down: Be a good dog, now
fuckdalmations: ew dogs
No1_pan_fan: Woof!
bow_down: um...
bow_down: have you taken your meds?
QueenOfHearts: aahhh Regina and Zelena. We can be together at last. Tell me, did you miss me?
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Yeah two in a day! The tension was just too much to handle. This was basically a solution: Regina and Emma can be together and Will is dead so Rumbelle can exist again! Oh, and nearly 4k. That's amazing! Keep reading, love you all!
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FanficImagine if the Once Upon A Time characters spoke through the internet. This is a comedy.