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not_evil: tonight's dance was so hot ly bae
e_saviour: yh.
e_saviour: how r ur toes?
not_evil: still feel like they've been bitten by a snapping turtle
e_saviour: sooowwwweeee
not_evil: DW
not_evil: I'll magic them better lol
not_evil: so who's a better dancer me or hook
e_saviour: u of course sweetie
e_saviour: now I gtg
not_evil: bbbyyyyeee panda boo-------
e_saviour: eugh she is such a bad dancer
CaptainSwan4eva: cheer up love it was one dance
CaptainSwan4eva: the rest were with a very handsome man
e_saviour: one-handed drunk evil pirate*
CaptainSwan4eva: I love it when u play hard to get
e_saviour: I love it when u play let's not chase Emma
e_saviour: oh wait u never play that
CaptainSwan4eva:
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b.books: hey ZeZi I was too preggo to dance
ihate_regina: same BabyBelle
ihate_regina: its a hard life
b.books: still don't know who the father is...
ihate_regina: :(
b.books: who would you have danced with?
ihate_regina: robin lol wbu
b.books: ...idk...
ihate_regina: so obvs 'Stiltskin
b.books: Noooo
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ihate_regina: get in der!
TheDarkOne: ...?
ihate_regina: u know, Belle?
TheDarkOne: my kids mama yh
ihate_regina: it could be Will's
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Haha poor Regina. Qotc: who are your top three Ouat ships?
Aotp: 1) Rumbelle
2) Swan Queen
3) (don't hate me) Wicked outlaw or whatever u would call Zelena and Robin together
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FanfictionImagine if the Once Upon A Time characters spoke through the internet. This is a comedy.