e_saviour: ummm Killian this is gonna be kinda awkwardddd
CaptainSwan4eva: what? Do you need help shaving in areas? I'll gladly help if you do!
e_saviour: no...not this time, at least
CaptainSwan4eva: did your parents make tacos again?
e_saviour: no
e_saviour: well yes but that's not what we need to talk about
CaptainSwan4eva: Are you jealous of baby Neal? Do you want me to kill him?
e_saviour: WTH? NO!
CaptainSwan4eva: ...
CaptainSwan4eva: is that time of month AGAIN
e_saviour: I have lost all sympathy for what I'm about to do.
CaptainSwan4eva: WHA?
e_saviour: Killian...
e_saviour: I'm dumping you you crazy bloodthirsty happy-ending-desiring hook-handed crocodile-hunter man
CaptainSwan4eva: hahahahaaha so funny lol you crack me up like a nut shell
e_saviour: what even was that similie ...
CaptainSwan4eva: don't offend my on point literary skills
e_saviour: I'm serious about the breakup...
CaptainSwan4eva: ...awkward snapping turtle
e_saviour: ...yep...
CaptainSwan4eva: welll ummm I am notttt currenntllly watching romantic tragidies and eating chocolate...
e_saviour: Your still buff and all but it's just...
CaptainSwan4eva: just what?
e_saviour: ...
e_saviour: Regina wears black thongs.
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Don't hate me plleeeeeaassseee. Captain Swan is cute but Swan Queen is just
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FanficImagine if the Once Upon A Time characters spoke through the internet. This is a comedy.
