HatMan: hey! Look! Now you can help me make my hat! I got this thing!
TheTruestBeliever: I'm with Grace rn. She says you're being weird.
HatMan: #iwannagohome Sandy Squirrel feels though
QueenOfHearts: yeah...he's a lunatic. I should never have given him a chance.
HatMan: lol at least I have a family #burn
Frankenawesome: I suspect magic mushrooms
HatMan: What would you know of my special tea? Maybe I should give some to your crush.
Frankenawesome: I'll step out of the way
HatMan: Yeah now Ruby doesn't need to know
RedWolf: I'm Whale's crush?
Frankenawesome: whale? Who's whale?
RedWolf: wth I'm like 20 and you're like 57 or something. R u on shrooms too or r u just messed up?
Frankenawesome: Victor is not available right now. Please leave a message after the beep.
RedWolf: lol wtf
Frankenawesome logged off
b.books: lol so u didn't give it away
RedWolf: nope he doesn't know that I like him
b.books: u know shroomy is still on this chat right
HatMan: heyyy that's not very nice
b.books: ...
RedWolf: ...
HatMan: tea anyone?
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FanfictionImagine if the Once Upon A Time characters spoke through the internet. This is a comedy.
