b.books: will I'm pregnant
KnaveOfHearts: yay :)
b.books: xxx
TheDarkOne: what is its not his?
b.books: of course it is I am completely loyal unlike u lol
TheDarkOne: what about last weeks tacos
b.books: you literally had my heart in your hand
TheDarkOne: ...
TheDarkOne has logged off
KnaveOfHearts: wtaf is wrong with u bimbo
b.books: ???
b.books: :(
KnaveOfHearts: no go away
KnaveOfHearts had logged off
b.books: ummm Dr whale how do I know who's baby it is
Frankenawesome: wait till it's born u shud be able to tell
b.books: not helpful :(
Frankenawesome: cope I want to drink whiskey
Frankenawesome: bye
QueenOfHearts: lol good luck
QueenOfHearts: ur gonna need it
b.books: huh?
QueenOfHearts: dealing with the knave and the ex dark one
b.books: ohhh
QueenOfHearts: I can tell u who the dad is
b.books has requested a private chat with QueenOfHearts
QueenOfHearts has accepted
(Not gonna show you guys that chat for dramatic purposes)
b.books: ...shit I'm dead
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FanfictionImagine if the Once Upon A Time characters spoke through the internet. This is a comedy.
