TheTruestBeliever has started a chat with emmasliteralbae and CaptainSwan4eva
TheTruestBeliever: Dad. Hook. I need help. And a lot of it.
CaptainSwan4eva: Anything for my girlfriends son
emmasliteralbae: eugh you could have just spoken to me
CaptainSwan4eva: haha. What do you need Henry?
TheTruestBeliever: Two things. I've got a girlfriend.
1) I need tips
2) Distract my moms so that they don't find us. We'll be at Granny's
emmasliteralbae: hell no I ain't messing with magic
CaptainSwan4eva: they would literally kill me
TheTruestBeliever: please? *whimpers*
CaptainSwan4eva: finnnneeee
emmasliteralbae: eugh then I'll be your bitch
TheTruestBeliever: yay
emmasliteralbae: don't expect much more than a little kiss. No 69 or whatever tonight
TheTruestBeliever: ...okay ew
CaptainSwan4eva: focus more on her than you
CaptainSwan4eva: oh and compliment her loads
TheTruestBeliever: I'm starting to regret this
emmasliteralbae: lol ikr but dw well make sure your moms don't enter the diner
TheTruestBeliever has logged off
emmaslitetalbae has added e_saviour and not_evil to the chat
emmasliteralbae: Henry's on a date
CaptainSwan4eva: they're at Granny's
e_saviour: ...
not_evil: ...
not_evil: get me a sleeping potion
e_saviour: yh not gonna argue with that
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FanfictionImagine if the Once Upon A Time characters spoke through the internet. This is a comedy.
