not_evil: aw hell no-ooo
ihate_regina: I will never forgive you mother!
QueenOfHearts: I figured you'd have that reaction
QueenOfHearts: you'll need me someday
QueenOfHearts: if you deny it youre moist
TheTruestBeliever: I doubt she knows what moist means...
QueenOfHearts: I do too!
TheTruestBeliever: what is it then?
QueenOfHearts: ...
not_evil: mother no one likes you
ihate_regina: yh everyone cheered when you died just like they did for Joffery!
not_evil: for once I agree with greenie
QueenOfHearts: don't you dare compare me to King Justin Bieber!
bow_down: bae we xlnt have time for this we need to take over Storybrooke
TheDarkOne: I'm afraid I can't let you do that Papa
bow_down: well...
bow_down: well you look like a hobo!
emmasliteralbae: I'm gonna destroy it grandpappy
e_saviour: destroy what?
b.books: Hope's hungry Rumple explain
TheDarkOne: eh poison bomb
e_saviour: lol is that the best they could think of
bow_down: well Neil I'll just have to kill you
emmasliteralbae: I'm already dead
bow_down: well I'll make you more dead
bow_down: hes gone
TheTruestBeliever: :(
b.books: Whilst you were distracted I used Pan's book 'how to be awesome like me' to deactivate the bomb
bow_down: no!
b.books: oh and a portals open
bow_down: NOOOOO!
TheTruestBeliever: nice fireworks show
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Game Of Thrones reference because I can. So sorry guys but I'm not gonna be on for a few weeks I'm going on holiday. So byyyeee! Love you guys! Xx
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FanfictionImagine if the Once Upon A Time characters spoke through the internet. This is a comedy.
