CaptainSwan4eva: what's up mate
emmasliteralbae: nothing
CaptainSwan4eva: what's up tell me or walk the plank
emmasliteralbae: shit dude calm down I just have a screwed up life rn
CaptainSwan4eva: y cuz the love of ur life is in live with a devishly handsome pirate
emmasliteralbae: no
CaptainSwan4eva: lol then y
emmasliteralbae: Three main things
CaptainSwan4eva: hurry the fuck up mate
emmasliteralbae: I'll take the time I want
CaptainSwan4eva: >:(
emmasliteralbae: kkkkkk
1) I am dead
2) my love prefers a drunken one-handed villain to me
3) I been smoking weed and Belle caught me earlier and ik she'll tell my papa when he gets home
CaptainSwan4eva: 1) yh I can understand that
2) fuck off
3) Lolll mate u r screwed
emmasliteralbae: well duh captain obvious
CaptainSwan4eva: actually its Captain Hook...
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FanfictionImagine if the Once Upon A Time characters spoke through the internet. This is a comedy.
