not_evil: snow, david, mom, I need your blessings to marry Emma
birds_yay: AW HELL NO!
QueenOfHearts: but...you won't be able to have a kid...
not_evil: I have Henry!
QueenOfHearts: ...
QueenOfHearts: well I guess Swan Queen is a ship ready to sail and fire their cannon
birds_yay: wth!
charming: no way!
not_evil: I'll be a good girl I pwomise
charming: kk but theres gotta be a chocolate cake then
birds_yay: and little sugar birds on top
not_evil: yh yh watevs
QueenOfHearts: don't send me away before u get married this time lol
not_evil: eugh of course mothheerrrr
CaptainSwan4eva: :'(
not_evil: deal with it guyliner
ihate_regina: eugh this can't be happening! WHERE'S MY HAPPY ENDING?!
arrowhood: awhhh....as long as ur happy xxx
not_evil: ew creep I gave a fiancée
e_saviour: ...i never agreed to this?
not_evil: will u marry me
e_saviour: No
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FanfictionImagine if the Once Upon A Time characters spoke through the internet. This is a comedy.