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That being said: Nothing is corrupted here because imtotallynotlazy, and since Bandu and Bambi (obviously) understand ██████
Seeing text {like this} means their thoughts, you can tell who's thoughts by their emojis.
_________________________________🍬🟩>"O-OH.. Hi ██████!!"
Bandu ever-so-quickly tries to hide their panicked state. Bambi, on the other hand, doesn't even look at ██████.
❌⬛️>"..."
🌽💢>"..."
❌⬛️>"Arn't you going to say something?"
Bambi scoffs.
🌽💢>"Like I wanna talk to you right now.. asshole."
🍬🟩>"Bambi! Can you be nice for like, five seconds?!"
██████ chuckles.
❌⬛️>"Short stack over here wants to stand up to me, that's rich."
🌽💢>"My god! Honestly I don't know how Bandu puts up with YOU!"
Bambi points at ██████, as that's the only thing he could do in their situation.
██████ points at Bambi, mimicking his behavior.
❌⬛️>"You know, your face is as punchable as your personality."
🌽💢>"OH YOUR THE ONE TO TALK. I swear if you weren't the size of mars right now I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS!!"
🍬🟩>"BAMBI, SHUT UP!"
🍬🟩>"Now... uh.. is there something you want from us?"❌⬛️>"I was just checking up on you two. What have you two been up to? Why so panicked, huh?"
🍬🟩>"Oh Nothing... Bambi's just... being a brat as usual."
🌽💢>"I am not a brat you WEIRDO." Bambi says, crossing his arms.
🍬🟩>"By the way..."
Bandu ranted on and on, stalling for time about random things.
██████ was fighting themselves to stay awake.
🍬🟩{If I just talk a little longer, maybe we could get out of this...}
🍬🟩> "and then I thought-"
🌽💢>"There'sanintrudersomehowmakingtheir
wayintothe3Dworld."🍬🟩>"..."
❌⬛️>"..."
Bambi, being the inpatient prick that he is, couldn't keep the secret anymore.
And to add insult to injury, Bandu didn't even get to finish his alibi.
15 minutes wasted, poor Bandu.
Bandu had every urge to slap Bambi right across the face, but he choose not to, because unlike Bambi, he thinks before he acts.
...Most of the time
A cold blank stare ensues from Bandu; Bambi awkwardly looks away in response.
❌⬛️>"...elaborate."
The way they that is so.. cold. To say if they were mad or not was a mystery.
🌽💢>"yyyyyeeeah, Bandu would LOVE to ELABORATE.. RIGHT BANDU?"
🍬🟩>"Bro, wHaT??"
🍬🟩{Why is he putting me on the spot?? ARE YOU STILL BUTT HURT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED???}🌽💢{This fucking dumbass,, USE YOUR TWO BRAIN CELLS FOR ONCE.}
It took him a couple seconds to realize what Bambi was doing.
🍬🟩>"OHHHH!! YEAH.. we looked through our own realms, but we couldn't find anyone! We were going to ask you if you found anything.. but I guess you should up before we could, hAhA!!1!"
Bambi was expecting for the most longest lecture made in history.
Bandu was waiting for his fate to happen.
But..
██████ did nothing.
They just stood there, blankly staring into the abyss.
A good minute flies by till ██████ (finally) speaks up.
❌⬛️>"Hm.. I guess I know what I'm doing for the next few days."
🍬🟩>"And what would that be?"
❌⬛️>"Oh. I dunno, maybe when I find them give them to Brobgonal to do all the dirty work for me. If he's not there, I'll just make them a chew toy to the trixies."
🍬🟩"..."
🌽💢"..."
❌⬛️"..."
🌽💢>"YOU NAMED A SPECIES AFTER CEREAL??"
❌⬛️>"Shut up Bambi, I'm improvising."
❌⬛️>"Anywho, I must be going now.. farewell! :)"
And like that, they were gone without a trace.
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Escape the 3D World
General FictionAlright, I wanted to make this book an "interactive" one. I don't know how the hell I'm gonna achieve that, but it's worth a shot. In other words, we're gonna find if ELA actually helped me!! :DD Spoilers: it didn't