🤍>>"so let me get this straight. You guys are a species called "Bambi minions?"
100>"Y-you say that like it a bad thing!"
Ever since these weirdos decided to help you, they took you somewhere farther away from that "dead red" place you had to deal with when you first got here.
They made you sit on one of those fixed phones, for what felt like an hour. You've been chatting with 100 to pass the time, but.. you're running out of topics.
Want to know why you were screaming 2 hours ago? Maybe because
HALF OF YOUR ARM WAS NOW A SPHERE CONNECTED TO A CYLINDER?!
It was a HORRABLE experience. Your body felt weird, and it felt like you were splitting yourself apart! 100 tried (and successfully) calmed you down. He explained that your body was changing to fit this world, and soon enough, you be you! ...but more "shapey" than usual as he puts it. Infact, apparently your not the first human to experience this! You wonder what other poor unfortunate soul had to deal with this...
🤍>> "So.. remind me why I'm sitting here again?"
Poip>"We're waiting for someone to help you instead of us.."
...Wow, their ditching you that quickly?
100 noticed your sudden change of expression and took it to heart.
100>"W-WAIT! PLEASE don't get the wrong idea!!" He says, flailing his arms in a panicked state.
100>"I-it's just... I'm afraid we can't be with you for to long."
🤍>> "And why's that?"
100>"Um..." He fidgets with his fingers, try to find the right words.
100>"Poip d-does tend to get in a bit of mischief if someone isn't k-keeping an eye on him..." he says, narrowing their eyes at Poip, which he responds with
Poip>"whatever.."
100>"And, t-that's why boss told me told come with him! H-he's obviously going to notice if Me and Poip are gone for to long. He'll think Poip's stalling or slacking off again..."
Something tells you that this hasn't been the first time Poip has done something like this.
Y'know, what's even more surprising, is that Poip believes they could do this without "Boss" noticing.
Who's "Boss" anyway? Actually, scratch that.
🤍>>"Who are we waiting for anyway?"
Poip>"We're waiting for Bandu!" he exclaimed.
Bandu, huh? Weird name that's for sure.. but who are you to judge?
Poip>"Bandu's the brother of our boss, but don't worry though! He's definitely the more reasonable one when it come to dealing with 'intruders' like you." he says while using air quotes.
Alright, so we've got a boss and a bro.
Poip>"He's supposed to show up soon, so you don't have to worry about waiting any longer!"
Well that's good, your were running out of things to complain about!
Poip>"Actually, he should be here right about..."
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Escape the 3D World
General FictionAlright, I wanted to make this book an "interactive" one. I don't know how the hell I'm gonna achieve that, but it's worth a shot. In other words, we're gonna find if ELA actually helped me!! :DD Spoilers: it didn't
