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⋉ The Amicable Little Ferret ⋊

WAIT..

CROSSDRESS!?

Basically what happened until now. Author's POV:

◀◀ Xie Lian, a cute little ferret, bumps into this intimidating fox with an emo kid hair cut. The ferret falls into the cunning fox's trap¹ and promises to help him, in the emo fox's point of view - do whatever he asks of. ▶▶

◀◀ The ferret is very kind and hence, gets into a lot of trouble - blaming it on his bad luck. He decides to help his classmate who implored him. Which led him to.... CROSSDRESS! BOOM! *confetti falls and curtain slides down* ▶▶

Present:

"Dress as a woman..?" Xie Lian asked, nervousness and doubt lacing his voice. Xuan Ji nodded. "Yes, as a woman. Didn't Lang Ying explain to you?" She glared at Lang Ying, who bowed his flushed face in turn.

Before Xie Lian could reply, he was ushered by a group of 3 girls with questionable murder weapons stuffed between their arms.

. . .

( Unbeknownst to him, there was already someone clad in a red hoodie watching him. They were leaning at a camera stand, gazing only, and only, at Xie Lian. )

. . .

"Ahh, our senior really is handsome~!" One of them giggled, while the others sorted out those questionable looking weapons.

"Look at his face! It's practically glowing!" [ *insert Pikachu shock face* ]

He pretended not to hear them, averting his gaze and rubbing his heated ears.

"En. Pity he doesn't need these," one of the girls with dirty blonde hair pushed away those questionable weapons. "I was so looking forward to trying these makeup products on him~"

Ah. So they're makeup products.. The girl with bangs - no, girl #1 as Xie Lian simplified - fished out a questionable looking weapon that turned out to be a compact and handed it to girl #3. He was attacked with all sorts of ticklish powders and even sneezed a few times.

Then, before he could take a breather, a guy with masculine build - his biceps peeking out of his rolled up sleeves - picked him up by the scruff as if he weighed feathers and hurled him into a cramped room. With clothes thrown at him and the door creaking shut, Xie Lian got up, stared at the mirror glued to the back wall for a good 5 minutes and picked up the clothes - a baggy, white button up shirt and denim skinny jeans. How he was going manage wearing these, he didn't know.

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(I think it is the perfect time to say, "Xie Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry." Also, have you voted yet? An upvote a chapter, erupts this lowly author into happy laughter!;3)

[p.s the author is so proud to come up with a catchy phrase(✿◡‿◡)]

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Everyone glanced at the door from time to time by design. Well, they couldn't be blamed - a handsome senior proposed to act in the play, and that too, as a female! Who wouldn't be curious? After what seemed like 800 years [ pun intended -author], the door was finally pushed open and out trotted a gorgeous woma- ahem, man in women's clothing, with hands nervously fiddling at the front and a shy upturned gaze, everyone present there clutched their chest.

Girl #2 quickly scuttled to Xie Lian and styled his hair. His hair was short, and brown as dark chocolate. The girl felt a bit envious towards his silky hair, inadvertently tugging at her's. When it was done and he was handed a small mirror, he outright stared at his reflection with wide eyes.

Who is this lady with pixie hair and rosy cheeks? ┗|｀O′|┛ Fascinated, Xie Lian tentatively stroked his cheekbones. Tilting his head here and there, he was finally presented to Madam Xuan Ji.

"Mm.. Not bad." Was the only thing she said. He was given a few papers and was told to memorize. After that, she waltzed away, leaving a rather stunned Xie Lian behind.

He stared at the space Xuan Ji had been standing in, which was now lushed with dust particles dancing in a bright golden beam, and then stared back at the papers. Woo..! He cried inwardly.

Xie Lian:〒▽〒

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"Twenty more minutes to go! everyone, ready?"

Only this was filtered from various screams and chaos being exchanged in the Drama Club.

Xie Lian hastily stuffed the paper in his back pocket. looking forward with a little frown, he raised his fists and started revising the lines.

(So earnest, the sophomore chuckled.)

Author's note: [author likes to talk a lot]

1: "The ferret falls into the cunning fox's...-" my little sister literally interrupted me and said, "- mouth."

No one:

XL: Oh no! I might not look good as a women :o

Everyone there, especially the sophomore in red hoodie: *Literally nose bleeds*