"Where the hell are we?" -Lawrence Hammond
"The scoreboard is crooked, no wonder attendance is down." -Adrian Monk
"He's gonna be ok, he's gonna be fine." -Adrian Monk
"I don't know Monk, it's never come up!" -Captain Stottlemeyer
"Girls can't eat 15 pizzas." -Captain Stottlemeyer & Adrian Monk
"He loved her." -Adrian Monk
"How do you know?" -Sharona Fleming
"Be the man she loved." -Adrian Monk
"Could've, should've, would've." -Adrian Monk
"It's a gift and a curse." -Adrian Monk