"All week?" -Adrian Monk (Monk's face when he said it).
"And when you come back... bring a gun, ok bye." -Adrian Monk
"You can lean anywhere you want, it's in the constitution." -Kevin Dorfman
"I can't imagine which constitution you're referring too." -Adrian Monk
"Y'know what? Grab my pants." -Kevin Dorfman
"Pardon me?" -Adrian Monk
"Grab my pants, I need the counter weight." -Kevin Dorfman
"Kevin, I really don't want to grab your pants." -Adrian Monk
"If I touch that floor, it's a felony." -Kevin Dorfman (sighs).
"You do & your fired." -Dwight Ellison
(Dwight & Marcia are Trudy's parents).
