"Well for starters you got a blown solenoid that's just for starters." -Mechanic Guy
"Mr. Monk everybody needs their eyes checked." -Natalie Teeger
"Look stop saying that, I don't need glasses." -Adrian Monk
"I definitely saw something it was some kind of aircraft." -Adrian Monk
"I'm sure you did Mr. Monk I mean at least you think you did." -Natalie Teeger
"Well it knocked out 1, 2, 3 routing switches fried some wiring, it's gonna run $300 parts & labor." -Mechanic Guy
"OMG! Well when will it be ready?" -Natalie Teeger
"Tomorrow if you're lucky." -Mechanic Guy
"Excuse me, is there an air force base around here?" -Adrian Monk
"An air force base? Can't say there is because there ain't." -Mechanic Guy
"Weather station?" -Adrian Monk
"No, we got a new putt-putt course out on highway 9." -Mechanic Guy
"You're probably wondering why I'm asking." -Adrian Monk
"Not particularly." -Mechanic Guy
"I uh saw something in the sky last night. Uh some kind of a hovering thing..." -Adrian Monk
"A hovering thing, like a flying saucer?" -Mechanic Guy
"Not a saucer no. Ok yes yes it was sort of saucer-shaped, I know that sounds crazy." -Adrian Monk
"Not to me, I saw a ghost once." -Mechanic Guy
"Ok.!" -Adrian Monk
"What?" -Mechanic Guy
"Not the same thing." -Adrian Monk
"I saw a ghost, it was in my stepfather's barn." -Mechanic Guy
"3×=Right." -Adrian Monk
"What you saw was real, but I didn't see a ghost?" -Mechanic Guy
"There's a difference I'm not you. I... make my living up here (points to his head). See, with my head." -Adrian Monk
"You're calling me stupid?" -Mechanic Guy
"No, no that's not what he meant." -Natalie Teeger
"Well, maybe I'm not smart enough to fix your car." -Mechanic Guy (Shuts the hood).
"3×=No. You can fix the car, you're car smart." -Adrian Monk
"I'm car smart? Is that what you just said?" -Mechanic Guy
"I don't remember." -Adrian Monk
"Ok y'know what here's my new estimate $800." -Mechanic Guy
"But you just said $300." -Natalie Teeger
"Well, I must've added the numbers wrong I was confused. You see I'm not really smart up here. (Points to his head). I'll go write it up." -Mechanic Guy (walks away).
"Ok, I'm him I gotta go take a shower and finish high school." -Adrian Monk
"Another day?" -Natalie Teeger
"It's my distributor, he sent me the wrong part, I guess he's even more stupid then I am." -Mechanic Guy
"Well let's see, we'll give him a call. (Picks up a hammer putting it near his ear). It's ringing. Charlie, it's your old pal boom boom." -Mechanic Guy
"Ok listen boom boom about yesterday I'm sorry I said you were stupid out loud." -Adrian Monk
"Your not sorry you thought it, you're just sorry you said it?" -Mechanic Guy
"Hey, I'm not gonna apologize for thinking..." -Adrian Monk
