S7EP15
"Oh my, that is fantastic." -Kevin Dorfman"If you believe you can do something, you can do it." -Magician Aka killer Torini Karl
"You're leaving? Ok excellent thanks so much thanks for coming." -Kevin Dorfman
"I'm going to leave now." -Kevin Dorfman
S7EP16
"I'm not leaving." -Adrian Monk"2×=Hell no we won't go!" -Adrian Monk
"I don't know Harold, I'm just waiting for the conversation to be over." -Natalie Teeger
"Ok, his name is Dr. Door." -Adrian Monk
"Dr. Door? Is that the best you could do? I suppose if we were standing over there by that alarm, you would have said Dr Bell." -Harold Krenshaw
"I don't like you at all." -Lady In Councilwoman Hill's Office
"Because nobody asked! I'm telling you Natalie, the woman is so stupid it hurts me to talk to her. Physically hurts me. Do you see a journal anywhere she supposedly kept a journal. (Opens a closet door). Huh, looks like she had some roommates a cheerleader, a French maid. Oh wait you know what? They weren't roommates Natalie. This... This is a love nest, that's what it is. This is one of those love nests you read about" -Adrian Monk
"I don't care!" -Natalie Teeger
"Okay, I won't." -Adrian Monk
"Alrighty, the plot thickens." -Natalie Teeger
"Now what?" -Adrian Monk
"She was pregnant." -Natalie Teeger (shows a positive pregnancy test).
"This woman on the other hand, is a dolt. She knows she's an idiot, she can't even answer a phone. Have you ever tried talking to her? It's torture." -Adrian Monk
"Nice work." -Adrian Monk (looks at Natalie).
"2×=I'm sorry." -Natalie Teeger