"Monk, I solved the case, at least I think I did." -Captain Stottlemeyer
"Vegas? Las Vegas?!" -Adrian Monk
"Hey Randy, where are my pants?" -Captain Stottlemeyer
"You threw them out the window." -Randy Disher
"Why did I do that?" -Captain Stottlemeyer
"All the girls bet you, you wouldn't." -Randy Disher
"Which one of you idiots invited Monk?" -Captain Stottlemeyer
"I think you were right, something happened in here, it was murder." -Adrian Monk
"I keep my eyes open, you can learn more in this lobby than you can at any business school." -Lewis Vegas Bellboy
"I'm sure you can, I bet you have some great stories." -Natalie Teegar
"Let's just say if I wrote a book about Thorn, about the things I've seen, it'd be pretty wild. I have a perfect view of who comes and goes and who comes and goes with who." -Lewis Las Vegas Bellboy
"Ah, do you really?" -Natalie Teegar (Lewis smiles and nods).
"Oh that's right, you're cute." -Adrian Monk (Looks at Natalie).
