"It's my house, you're absolutely right." -Adrian Monk
"You want Mr. Monk to go undercover as a hitman?" -Adrian Monk
"Ok, thank you very much, we're gonna pass." -Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
"Yeah, I'm trying to cut down." -Adrian Monk as hitman
"Is there a problem?" -Lola blonde girl
"I have a girlfriend." -Adrian Monk as hitman
"You have a girlfriend? Well as I recall that's never been a problem for you in the past." -Lola blonde girl
"Here's the thing, we're sort of going steady." -Adrian Monk
"Steady, well I think that's sweet." -Lola blonde girl
"She's here." -Adrian Monk
"Here in the room?" -Lola blonde girl
"Yeah, no she's here in Los Angeles. I mean, she could come in any minute she might want to kiss me too, she's pretty. We kiss all the time." -Adrian Monk
"What was her name?" -Lola blonde girl
"Natalie." -Adrian Monk
"Natalie Teegerb." -Adrian Monk
