"You shouldn't even be here at all, you should be in a hospital you need shock therapy you really do." -Harold Krenshaw
"You need a lobotomy." -Adrian Monk
"Well, you need someone to pound that stupid face in." -Harold Krenshaw
"So, you want to take this outside?" -Adrian Monk
"I would love to." -Harold Krenshaw
"I hear a but, coming." -Adrian Monk
"But I am going to be meeting Dr. Kroger at 8:00." -Harold Krenshaw
"No!" -Adrian Monk
"So, I can't take it outside." -Harold Krenshaw
"Dr. Kroger, thank God. Haven't I!... Haven't I always had the 8:00 time slot on Friday?" -Adrian Monk
"Dr. K, will you tell this lunatic what you told me? You said and I quote. "*Harold we will finish this discussion the first thing on Friday.*" -Harold Krenshaw
"Listen to him! He didn't mean the first session on Friday! He meant the first thing during your regular session, right?" -Adrian Monk
"Will you look at that? Look at him he is so ridiculous he is so jealous, it's like looking right in the face of crazy, look at him. He's acting like a 12 year old." -Harold Krenshaw
"He's acting like a 10 year old." -Adrian Monk
"Well, he's acting like a 5 year old." -Harold Krenshaw
"He's acting like a baby year old." -Adrian Monk
"Oh, that doesn't even make sense." -Harold Krenshaw
"I hate you! You are dead to me!" -Adrian Monk
"That's not how it works, nobody cares about your problems." -Adrian Monk
"Hey, what do you want from me? I've taken the test 3 times!" -Dr. Kroger
