"A mistake?" -Adrian Monk
"Looks like you've got the wrong man, Mr. Monk." -Police Commissioner
"It wasn't me." -Randy Disher
"What wasn't you?" -Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
"This screw up, it's always me. I can't believe it's not me, I wasn't even on the force back then." -Randy Disher
"I think you should date him." -Adrian Monk
"Mr. Monk I'm not gonna date him, I don't even know him." -Natalie Teeger
"Ok, ok it doesn't have to be a date, just make out with him." -Adrian Monk
"All right." -Natalie Teeger
"Really?" -Adrian Monk
"No!" -Natalie Teeger
"C'mon as a favor to me." -Adrian Monk
"No." -Natalie Teeger
"What would it take?" -Adrian Monk
"Is he a friend of yours?" -Police Officer
"No, he hates my guts." -Adrian Monk
"I don't know, I wasn't here, it was before my time." -Randy Disher
