"Monk, could we move on?" -Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
"You're... You're blushing." -Natalie Teeger
"No, what are... What are you talking about?" -Adrian Monk
"OMG! You like her." -Natalie Teeger
"What? Stop it that's crazy talk." -Adrian Monk
"You're staring right at her." -Natalie Teeger
"No, I'm looking at... over there. Alright yes I'm looking at her ok? Because she fits the profile, but she didn't do it, I'm gonna go wait in the car, she didn't do it and that scrap of paper doesn't mean a thing." -Adrian Monk
"You like her." -Natalie Teeger
"I don't like her, and don't say that again I don't like anybody I'm going to wait in the car." -Adrian Monk
"Because you obviously have a crush on this woman." -Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
"2*=what. That's insane. How could I like her? I'm a married man I have not taken this off in 18 years I love my wife everybody knows that." -Adrian Monk (talking about ring on his finger).
"Monk, mother of meret, well here's something I never thought I'd say out loud. Monk, where are your pants?" -Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
"Is that your wedding ring?" -Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
"Wow, uh excuse me, but... wow." -Randy Disher
