"It's a dog, Shelby is a dog." -Adrian Monk
"Wow sounds like true love." -Natalie Teeger
"Does he have a girlfriend?" -Leland Stottlemeyer
"Yeah he kinda does." -Randy Disher
"How?" -Adrian Monk
"She could bark at him." -Randy Disher
"Randy, as far as I know in the state of California, dogs are not allowed to testify in open court." -Leland Stottlemeyer
"Well, maybe Dewitt's afraid they'll change the rule." -Randy Disher
"What? Change the rule against dogs testifying in court?" -Leland Stottlemeyer
"You know one of those references, it is California." -Randy Disher
