"Uh, what are they doing here?" -Adrian Monk
"What? It's a crime scene, there was a murder right out front, but... they had to set up somewhere." -Sharona Fleming
"Hello, excuse me, Don't touch that!" -Adrian Monk
"Can I go home now?" -Adrian Monk
"You are home." -Sharona Fleming
"How you folks doing?" -Guy at cash register
"Do you really wanna know?" -Adrian Monk
"No." -Guy at cash register
"Yeah, you're stronger than me." -Sharona Fleming
"Adrian, I'm your dr now, we've got 20 minutes left we... we could sit here. We could sing show tunes to each other, or we can talk about your sex life. It's your call." -Dr. Kroger
"If ever I would leave you it wouldn't be in summer seeing you in summer I never would go. No, no not in springtime summer, winter or fall. No never would I leave you at all, if I ever I would leave you it wouldn't be in summer." -Adrian Monk (singing). 🎧🎶🎵
"Nothing, that's it, the end." -Adrian Monk
"You'll never win." -Adrian Monk