"When she comes back, I'm not gonna pay her for the weeks she missed." -Adrian Monk
"Adrian, Sharona isn't coming back." -Dr. Kroger
"When she found me, I was drowning she saved me." -Adrian Monk
"I know." -Adrian Monk
"What would you like me to do, fly back to New Jersey and drug her, and bring her back here?" -Dr. Kroger
"No, but thank you." -Adrian Monk
"God, help her." -Adrian Monk
"What you really need is a wife." -Registered Nurse
"Woah, woah. We just met." -Adrian Monk
"It's not me, I'm not proposing to you." -Registered Nurse
(Natalie & Julie Teegar's 1st episode until the end of the tv show).
