Monk TV Show

S5 EP 10 & 11

"There's uh, more light over there." -Adrian Monk
A/N=I hate this episode

S5 EP 11
"I love boyfriends, let's find him." -Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

"No, I tried that honesty thing, it's a disaster." -Adrian Monk

"What kind of guy do you think I am?" -Adrian Monk

"We love him." -Natalie Teeger